BethFromVA

Remember how for the longest time they would only say three of her children were receiving benefits but would only mention the one with autism but wouldn't mention the other two? Now you see why. These are NOT "disabilities" in the least. Good lord, why not make them eligible for extra benefits for living in California and not being blondes. :wink: She is THE biggest loser I have ever known, a sorry excuse for a mother. She is a breeder, a womb, pure and simple. She doesn't have the common sense of a kumkwat.

Sounds like he may be just what you need. Sorry to say, but current bf sounds like a.... well, you know. :wink:

Just got finished with a magazine interview with Octodummy: Hasn't worked since 1999! Her kids' "disabilities" that she is getting social services for are autism, ADD, and a speech delay! She claims that she doesn't plan on going back to work until the babies are "at least preschool age!" Claims not to have had plastic surgery, that her face "always swells up before and after [she has] children!" She can't pay her mom rent, but she can apparently afford her regular nail salon appointments before going to see the babies at the hospital. Stupid, STUPID bitch. Take those kids away now while they still have a chance!!! :wink:

OH NO!! :wink:

Kat got it right: She's as judgmental as those she is railing against. Freakin' do-nothing-for-Christianity-but-run-people-off-in-droves hypocrite.

Ah, I thank my lucky stars for the ignore feature. That way I don't have to read its nonsense. :wink:

Maybe we need to get Daisy's niece to sit naked on Slim's MIL's face and fart.

Holy crap! Here I was thinking she was already there, what with all the visits and her already using your phone.

How often since she moved in down the street has the mom thing been an issue, like where she's come over or abused your good graces? Has this been daily so far?

Wait -- WHAT?? Where did I miss THIS little diddy?

He isn't happy, what, with YOU??? Please tell me that's not it or I swear, I WILL have to come over there and kick his mama's boy ass into next week.

Oh, wow... Yeah, I think it's best that nobody mention THAT little tidbit. I'd fear that people would take a hit out on this bitch.

Depends. Did it include Wesson oil?

Okay, that's just gross! More hairy crack than I EVER want to see!

Le-HOOOZERS!

Yep, that's right.

Nah! Just think of all the people HE has that can join YOUR mob! It's all for one, honey.

Oh my freakin' GOD!! Well, Slim, it may be time to put on the teflon suit. Enough of this crap because, guaranteed, this is JUST the beginning!! Whenever anybody calls for her, I would say sorry, you have the wrong number and hang up.

He just needs to keep the hamster on the wheel consistently. Little bugger (the hamster, not Alex, ).

I don't know why it wasn't thought of before, but I have a better idea. Since she is so close, send hubby to HER house. Then she can use HER phone, eat HER food, and HIS brother is there too. Hubby's the one she wants to see anyway, right? Gets you completely out of the mix and you get your house (and sanity) back.

I was listening to a talk radio guy this morning and he was talking about that, and he said, "Finally, a chance for that thing of hers to finally make money!" I busted out laughing.

Oh GOOD. Glad to know that. I thought he had become a total sellout. :thumbup:

It's assumed Dr. Phil bought her that million-dollar house. :thumbup:

Ugh... Hey, so long as somebody sterilizes that loony toon...

Don't be ashamed. I was actually wondering if something was slipped into one of your drinks. I've never been so drunk that I don't remember anything, but obviously others have. I guess it was the first thing that came to mind. I'm happy for you, though I understand the mix of feelings.