gone 4 ever

Sweet! At least you are giving the poor man a job! Hope he is a major hottie! Wouldn't want to look at a hairy butt crack all day long! EWWW!

nope no hairy butt crack. he is a hottie!

of course I didn't say where I turn him in at night

A mob of one - wow! I better call the white house hotline and let them know that you are against this whole healthcare crap! Then maybe you will get more national coverage!

Did you trade in your clunker for a new foreign job??

yep I did. I got one of those cute little ones that are pulled by people like a rigshaw. I got a hunk of an inmate to pull mine. He is free with the car. I turn him in at night. I won't have to ever pay for gas again

Use Raid Yard and Guard on the crabs. You won't get them anymore. It worked for my brothers friend Clint. He just had to go to ER and get treated for a few burns. But he never got them again.

I'll go with ya. after i finish giving myself a fill. Then maybe I will pb everything I try to drink and then I won't gain any weight.

at this rate we will surpass PJTP.:confused:

Mine or yours?

Well, no matter -- the answer is yes either way.

So... now that we're free, whatcha doin' Saturday?

Goin down to the redneck bar in the ghetto. wanna come?

What, did you have a BMI under 25 when you got the band?

No BMI of 65. Aunt Ethel says it's magic

I'm new and I have a question. Is there a difference between the sweet spot and the g spot? I've never heard of either one. My doctor says I don't need to know this stuff.

you mean to tell me you talked to your Dr? Bbbbutt your not supposed to. it is against the law.

Did Michael Jackson like fish? Fish makes me gag you know.

No MJ liked little eels.

Apparently you are.

Though don't think of it as bad. It makes ME feel superior, so there is a silver lining.

You can't be superior. there is only room for 1 superior person here and it is me. Don't make me call PG on you.

SPRINGER, SPRINGER, wait a minute your husband is the mailman my husband was sleeping with! Now he's white trash?

Aunt Ethel told me I should be at goal weight in 2 weeks! This really is majic

I always thought the band was the "magic bullet"! Ya know, you get the the band and the weight just magically disapears when you hit the sweet spot. What's the sweet spot? Has anybody else heard of the sweet spot?

Lets not get dirty up in here. talking about your sweet spot!

I think that was her name. She knows God personally. She told me so.

Didn't you get the list of things that you have to have when you get the band???? Better run out and buy a blender pronto!

Uh? I wasn't told I needed anything after banding other than a Whoper on the way home.

You should be able to do that if you have the following:

1. Blender

2. Immersion Blender

3. Mini-chopper

Thanks. I don't have a blender. would my boat motor do alright/

Send him packing. He's probably doing the mailman anyway.

This is sad but pretty much the truth! I burned his clothes in the front yard. I think I took care of it pretty well

Okay, now this is true...and very sad... honestly...

I have to go to a wedding reception tomorrow. It's a family thang. Yuck. I'm only going 'cause there's gonna be cake. Oh, how pathetic. I hope it's chocolate or I may kill myself. Great, just remembered the bride is vegan. WTH is up with that??? Oh, crap on a cracker. Please, find a clip art gun somewhere and shoot me now! Maybe I'll find a rabid chipmunk in the yard. Argggh.

So sorry Pool. I tried a vegan cake once, they used Water and more water for the moist cake. the frosting just floated on top. it couldn't hold the topper tho, cause the couple would have drowned.

So... did YOU run your surgeon out of town?

No he was down on the corner of 4th and Main in that pop up revival tent. he had an assistant who was really weird. She kept preaching hells fire and brimstone the whole time.

I'll be back. I have to make a run to Krispy Kreme and to Wally world for Triple choc. nutty,marshmellow apple pie ice cream! I'm hungry. I am sure I can make the KK donuts into a liquid.< /span>

WAAAA I want my band out! I want to eat real food in the amounts I want. I know it's only been 3 days, but I made a mistake and my husband won't support me. what am I gonna do?

I can't find my surgeon, he packed up and left town. told me to go to Mexico if I need revision cause I will slip my band sooner or later. I don't remember him telling me anything before the surgery

Ethel just told me to use icecream to fill it. Gives you a nice cool feeling in the band. She says detergent might make me bubble out the wrong end if you follow my meaning!

I have a question? I was told by my neighbors mommas great aunt Ethel that I can do my own fills. just like giving myself a diabetes shot. Can I use the Pickle Juice left over from your pickles for my fill? I want to fill it up real quick cause I don't want to have the bandster hell I hear about. I got banded 3 days ago.

Congrats kat!  I am glad that everything went smoothly.Grandkids are something else! They know they have us wrapped around their little finger. My grandkids are the same when they come to Nana's. When I go to there homes It is funny. they know I always carry Tic Tacs with me. My youngest DGD is 3 and she has always called them Two-a-Tacs. If I tell her I don't have any she tells me to go to my car and get them! LOL. I know I will be thrilled with the new baby. It was more of a shock to me.

I found the Mexico thread. It was deffinatly interesting. LOL

Dog we don't get to see KC in action on the news.