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Sleeve1stFitNext

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About Sleeve1stFitNext

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    Aspiring Evangelist
  • Birthday 06/17/1991

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    Female
  • City
    Brooklyn
  • State
    New York
  • Zip Code
    11220

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  1. 5/29 - I thought the gym at work would be open. I forgot that the trainer/owner of the gym is a Veteran and he stated that he would not be there and it would be closed. I came home to my brother and mom arguing. It was the funniest thing I had ever heard. My brother really wants to bleach his hair a Honey Blonde in the front. My mother is against it. I am going to try and repeat the conversation because it was hilarious: 

    Brother: "I will not conform to your tyrannical rules you DICTATOR!"

    Mother: "I said NO! This is my household and you are a child and have no say." 

    Brother: "This is my body and I am trying to express myself externally."

    Mother: "I DON'T care what you are trying to express. I will express my belt across your (explicit) if you do not leave me alone."

    Brother: "Well you let Teeara dye her hair the honey color and did not say anything."

    Mother: "Teeara is a grown woman, whom works 40/hr weeks plus over time, pays bills, cooks and did not fail any of her classes."

    Brother: "Why do you always have to bring Teeara into things." 

    At this point, there were tears running down my eyes.  :lol: Best conversation that I listened to. 

     

    5/30 - Decided that I wanted to lose 17 lbs by my birthday. Hmmmm. Now how can I do that? My Pre-op Diet!!! I decided to do a 2 week liquid diet again. I figured that this worked for me during that time, so it should work again. Sometimes we have to go back to the beginning to succeed. I am soo hype about it. I have two protein shakes and 1 meal like before. 

    I went to the gym and worked out. Nothing special. 

     

     

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    2. Apple1

      Apple1

      I really laughed out loud when I read your post. Thanks for the good chuckle tonight.

    3. Sweet as peaches

      Sweet as peaches

      That was extremely hilarious. Just take your time I believe you can set the goal for yourself just don't be to hard with it. You're already doing fantastic.

    4. Sleeve1stFitNext

      Sleeve1stFitNext

      Hey!!!

      Sorry I have not been on in while. It has been hectic and busy in my world. I will be providing an update today. Yayyy!!!

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