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Middus

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  1. I don't know about trolls.

    I am however, a Naigerian prince, and I do not come to you by chance.
    The Naigerian government is offering free bariatric surgery services, and a lifetime supply of post op Vitamins.< br /> Kindly send me your details, and $250 (application form and registry processing fee).
    As proof, that is my picture along with that of our finance minister, discussing as I was typing this message.
    Peas be unto yew.

    Signed,
    SumGai Onlyne.

    ***Sent from one of those dubious gadgets***

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  2. 6 minutes ago, Tealael said:


    The Bird....I will not eat over 500 calories because calories are bad.
    The Protein Addict....Must never eat carbs again or the world will explode.
    The Why Me Whiner....Where's my yellow brick road, Dr. Nowzaradin?
    The Documentarian.... Ate one and three quarters blueberries this morning for a total of 4.37687calories.
    The Rebel without a Clue.....I ate a whole pizza yesterday just to see if I could cram one in there. I could! I want my money back!
    The Pain in the Ass angsty Know It All.....who writes offensive insensitive rants like this one.
    The Research Junkie.....sort of like the pain in the ass angsty know it all...but with more links.
    The Fat Shamer.....let me endlessly describe how much I hated my fat, and by extension how offputting I find other fat people
    The Size Queen.....Can I slip my new pants size into casual conversation?
    The Oblivious Question Asker.....Um, I'm two weeks out, can I have chicken McNuggets and a large coke and fries yet?
    The Lonely Soul.....Hi, We should be besties. I'm going to write 9/10 posts about how cool I think you are.
    The Stuck Veteran....I lost weight ages ago and kept it off, but I still obsess about weight loss daily.
    The Message Board Christian.....Lets slip Christ in there, just for the hell of it. Pray for me!



    Sincerely,
    The Breakfast Club

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    The plot thickens...




  3. I am in shock at how pissed off everyone is. I swear I meant it in good fun...but it just made people maaad. Thanks anyway. At least there are some people who get my humour and intent.

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    Don't be shocked. People are always pissed off here. It's part of the weight 'loosing' process

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  4. On 10/29/2017 at 11:48 PM, Kat410 said:


    Thanks for the mansplaining here.

    I am clear it is well intentioned. Peoples actions are what communicates, not their intentions.

    It could just be different for us girls, given our bodies are regulated, legislated and seemingly up for grabs in even casual social interactions.


    Mansplaining or not, I sort of agree with him.

    I don't intend to be dismissive of your feelings of displeasure, but I would advise you to give it a bit of time. Comments always dry out. The analogy of the cancer or amputation is fitting, because let us be honest, If an acquaintance suddenly lost all their hair due to chemo, wouldn't we ask them questions?
    I initially got many compliments too, and everyone was sort of in my Biz. People got quite nosy. From asking about food choices, to observing what I ate (and trying to copy), it was a lot. Sometimes it even got really awkward, like when a 'casual' acquaintance went as far as asking me if sex felt different and all. There was even this seminar, about health insurance and getting reward points for weight loss,m where I was dragged out to the front by co-workers for no other reason than the fact that I had lost a lot of weight. That was June. Now no one cares. I am even invisible to new members of staff. I'm just a slightly overweight dude to new neighbors.

    Give it 2 more months, the comments will vanish... save for one or two people (who will always be up in your business). Everyone has those 2 (weightloss or not) :lol:


  5. 5 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

    Here you go...I don't want to eat an inter-esterified fatty acid (it's like the next generation of trans fats that food manufacturers are using to skirt the ban on trans fats and to be able to list food as trans fat free). Dr. Mary Enig, one of the most renown researchers on fat metabolism and author of Know Your Fats stated that she predicted inter-esterified (or super esterified) fatty acids would be even worse than trans fats for a leading contributor of heart disease.

    PHOs are Transfats though.
    Anyway, Premier Protein has "high oleic sunflower oil". High oleic oils are unsaturated. The drawback is that they have poor shelf life. How do you kill 2 birds with one (and a half) stone? You use the sunflower type (that is more stable), then you add an emulsifier that boosts shelf stability, ergo DATEM.


  6. I rarely get asked any questions. People just assume that I cut back on food.< br /> I no longer have Breakfast or a 'proper' lunch at work.
    I've been posting work outs stats, pics from soccer games since 2015, so my activity levels have never been called into question. Only 3 friends and 2 family members know.
    That's good enough for me.


  7. The OP stated they weighed themselves before bed, then first thing in the morning without consuming anything...

    OP: It has to be you scale, you can't create matter!!! Unless you are sleepwalking and sleepeating! LOL

    I had a scale that every time I got on it (even right after) I was getting different numbers. I got a good counter balance scale (like a doctors office), and that was the end of the fluctuating weights.

    It may be any of these 3 things. Different position while weighing, perhaps the OP drank Water but didn't pay attention, or the scale is rather inaccurate.

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  8. It's pretty normal to be both nervous and excited. Congratulations on following up on your plans to have surgery. Not a few people give up due to insurance hurdles and other issues. It is also awesome that your family has your back. You will need a lot of support to get you through.

    I am just over 6 months into my journey and I can say that surgery is only part of the journey. I am confident that you will eventually learn to adjust to everything, from changes in your body, to the way you relate with food. There will be immediate post op struggles and later ones.

    James has already great advice. Take pics so you can verify progress, which will fuel your resolution. Begin exercising now (if you aren't already).

    Immediately after surgery, expect a little pain.. Have some gas X strips will help with post op gas issues.
    A few weeks after, expect exhaustion. it is normal; A healing body + less calories will take it's toll. Remember to take your Vitamins too.
    Longer term will be handling stalls and all. Weight will drop very fast then slow down a bit. no matter how many times you hear that stalls are normal, they are still frustrating.



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