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ACJordan

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  1. Okay, I'm freaking out. Complete habit, I just took one of my pills whole. It's a small pill but I'm still freaking out. I am only 5 days post op. Will I be okay?? Crap!!
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    Eggs?

    Awesome, thanks for letting me know PrinceVanHalen. You and I are on pretty much the same schedule it looks like. My surgery was 6/20.
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    Eggs?

    Thanks for the input. Sent from my iPad using the BariatricPal App
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    Eggs?

    I haven't seen my doctor yet. Not until July 8 but they gave us guidelines - 1 week: clear liquids, 2 week: mushy foods (anything with consistency of applesauce)
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    One year Surgiversary

    Way to go! You look amazeballs!!!!
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    Following diet plan

    You're eating chicken? How far post op are you? I'm living off of cottage cheese, a nectar Protein drink and Popsicles. Sent from my iPad using the BariatricPal App
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    TOMORROW is my surgery!

    @@taracutch I totally understand, felt the same way but I'm 11 days out now and feel so much better. Hang in there! Sent from my iPad using the BariatricPal App
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    I need friends...

    I'm part of that group too but I had RNY so my experiences may differ. Everyone here is super responsive. I've really enjoyed the resource it's given me. My Mom had RNY but 10 years ago so her experience was a bit different.
  9. My parents dropped me off after getting me situated and then when I woke, I was not up to any company. Even staying 2 nights, I didn't want anyone there. I was in too much pain and when not awake I was asleep. I didn't want my kids to see me in pain like that and I just wanted to concentrate on feeling better.
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    Late June Sleeve Buddies?

    I too was very gurgly in the first several days but it does pass. My bowl movements were interesting too. The gas was so uncomfortable.
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    Pain after surgery

    Btw, I had RNY. Don't know if that makes a difference here or not. Sent from my iPad using the BariatricPal App
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    Pain after surgery

    My post op pain was horrific!! I couldn't imagine feeling better even though that's what my nurses told me. I stayed in the hospital an extra day in order to manage my pain. Laying down hurt, rolling over in bed was awful and trying to get out of bed I almost always needed help from a nurse. However, it does indeed improve. I am 10 days post op and I am sore of I bend too much and sometimes turning in bed will send a sharp pain straight through my abdomen. Hang in there!!
  13. Did you have the sleeve or RNY? Because I have a history with acid reflux, the sleeve was not a recommend option for me, not that I wanted it. I was told that heartburn and acid reflux can get worse with the sleeve and there are problems with erosion of the esophagus.
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    6/27 two days post op

    I don't know about the drain however I can tell you that I was in horrible pain and my doctor wouldn't release me until my pain was under control. Take it slow getting in and out of bed, I know that's a killer. :-( My surgery was June 20 and although I still have some pain it's Nothing like it was when I was in the hospital. Hang in there. It does get better I promise. ~Aimée
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    Happy Birthday to Me!

    You look fabulous!!
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    What are yall eating

    Thanks guys! Sent from my iPad using the BariatricPal App
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    Weight lose in first month

    One week to the day and I've lost 12lbs Sent from my iPad using the BariatricPal App
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    What are yall eating

    Id also like to know when sushi was reintroduced because I'm a huge fan. I haven't seen anyone comment on sashimi or sushi rolls yet.
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    So many questions

    BTW, my insurance approved everything within a day which was awesome! I had no weight loss prerequisite, I just couldn't gain weight. Plus, I didn't have to do any special diet leading up to it.
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    So many questions

    I started the process in January and had my surgery one week ago today! Lots of prerequisites from my insurance like psych evaluation, 4x nutrition appt. 2x physical therapy, endoscopy. Chest xray, EKG, bloodwork and 2 meetings with my surgeon. Plus, dietary and nursing seminars mandated by the hospital. Lots and lots but totally worth it.
  21. Thanks for the response. Let me know what you find out please. My next appointment is July 8.
  22. Bwahahahahahaha! I'm with you! Today I stared at my husband while he was eating a turkey sandwich and kept asking him if it was good, what he put on it, and at the height of my weirdness, if I could smell it. I'm starting to feel like one of those vampire movies where the vampire has sworn off humans but is constantly around them. Sent from my SM-G900T using the BariatricPal App Haha. I smelled the pizza my kids ate tonight because it looked and smelled so good. Papa Murphys is the bomb!!
  23. I'll see if I can make the 16th. It's actually a bit far in advance so who knows what may come up with my kids. I'll tentatively RSVP and let you know if I can't make it. Can someone do a head count so I know how large of a party to look for? That place gets crazy busy and I don't want to walk up to a group of people on accident.
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    What's your favourite...

    Intro] Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. [scoff] She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff] They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look! She's just so... black! [sir Mix-a-Lot] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) (LA face with Oakland booty) [sir Mix-a-Lot] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck* Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah) If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!) Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [sir Mix-a-Lot] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her Red Beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to diss 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! Baby got back! (Little in the middle but she got much back

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