highfunctioningfatman

I have a go pro 4 black. It is the one that will shoot 4k video. It is a great video camera but I have 5 64gb memory cards and 6 batteries to get me through a day of vacation. It will also do.still photos but because the angle is so wide you will have problems with straight lines being curved. Some examples below.
I kept the horizon straight but the parking lot and barriers in front of me are straight as well.

The horizon is curved in this one.
this was also shot with the go pro and I figured out the perfect angle to avoid any curves other than my wife's.

This is why I bought it though, this is a screen capture from me swimming in the Pacific Ocean with dolphins.

Dr K.
Why is that I feel the need to ask you questions while sitting on a toilet?
CHM.
Somewhere along the line I have missed your boobs but I'm going to respond for most men. When the conversation turns to boobies we have no desire to continue intelligent conversation. Boobs is the start and the end of a conversation the rest is just foreplay.

Dr K.
Why is that I feel the need to ask you questions while sitting on a toilet?
CHM.
Somewhere along the line I have missed your boobs but I'm going to respond for most men. When the conversation turns to boobies we have no desire to continue intelligent conversation. Boobs is the start and the end of a conversation the rest is just foreplay.

Spaghetti sandwich? There is someone else who used to do that besides me? Spaghetti, home made spicy sausage and mushroom sauce that had reduced all day on a simmer, miracle whip and a slice of havarti on soft white bread. It's no wonder that I gained weight...

To once again not being afraid of anything with 4 legs, I'm not talking about animals, I'm taking about these plastic reminders of my weight.

To once again not being afraid of anything with 4 legs, I'm not talking about animals, I'm taking about these plastic reminders of my weight.

Thank you for making me spit Water while laughing!

Sorry man, all of my horses start with keys. Perhaps a picture of my wife's underpowered Honda Civic?

Dr K.
Why is that I feel the need to ask you questions while sitting on a toilet?
CHM.
Somewhere along the line I have missed your boobs but I'm going to respond for most men. When the conversation turns to boobies we have no desire to continue intelligent conversation. Boobs is the start and the end of a conversation the rest is just foreplay.

Spaghetti sandwich? There is someone else who used to do that besides me? Spaghetti, home made spicy sausage and mushroom sauce that had reduced all day on a simmer, miracle whip and a slice of havarti on soft white bread. It's no wonder that I gained weight...

Dr K.
Why is that I feel the need to ask you questions while sitting on a toilet?
CHM.
Somewhere along the line I have missed your boobs but I'm going to respond for most men. When the conversation turns to boobies we have no desire to continue intelligent conversation. Boobs is the start and the end of a conversation the rest is just foreplay.

Dr K.
Why is that I feel the need to ask you questions while sitting on a toilet?
CHM.
Somewhere along the line I have missed your boobs but I'm going to respond for most men. When the conversation turns to boobies we have no desire to continue intelligent conversation. Boobs is the start and the end of a conversation the rest is just foreplay.

I had bacon wrapped shrimp last night for dinner. Mmmmm!

I use propane. I'm a caveman at heart and I believe that man was meant to cook with flame. Nothing against the electric just my preference. Mine is the one commonly available at home Depot for about $180ish.

Sorry man, all of my horses start with keys. Perhaps a picture of my wife's underpowered Honda Civic?

Please don't take this the wrong way but I love you!

I'm pre surgery but I have to say that my wife majored in psychology with a large portion of the major being dedicated to abnormal sexualality. I swear that I'm a thesis paper in the making. We are quite passionate and sex is amazing. If it gets better than this I don't know if I will be able to walk again!

Next goal, mile swim! I did it in 99 . It was the longest 1:42 of my life but I did it!
I was the Shooting Sports Director at Camp Makualla in Cresent, OR for 6 seasons. I loved every minute of it!

Next goal, mile swim! I did it in 99 . It was the longest 1:42 of my life but I did it!
I was the Shooting Sports Director at Camp Makualla in Cresent, OR for 6 seasons. I loved every minute of it!

I've never done fish for some reason. We are going on a bottom fishing trip in July and I do plan on smoking a fair portion of our catch. We can keep 7 rock fish and 2 Ling Cod per person. There will be 3 of us. Unfortunately we will be about 10 days too late for crabbing. Pardon the fat man port but this is one of my turkeys.

When I was in my early 20's and I rode motorcycles a lot, I had a black 2xl button up shirt that had blue, silver and white flames running from the bottom up. When that shirt died I bought a similar 2xl with traditional colored flames and it didn't fit. That was 15 years ago and I always said that I would wear it. It isn't my style now but as soon as it fits I'm going to wear that sucker non stop!

Next time I catch a striped bass, will one of you smoke it???? I used to trade one salmon caught for 1/2 salmon smoked. It was soooo frigg'n yummy!
I'll ship it to you frozen overnight. ----and you can keep 1/2.
OR
You can just meet me on the surf...

Please don't take this the wrong way but I love you!

Please don't take this the wrong way but I love you!

Please don't take this the wrong way but I love you!