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highfunctioningfatman

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  1. Yep got a kid. I'm up late wrapping gifts.

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      highfunctioningfatman

      @Sai

      Nope but I did get a 7 year old a 4x4 remote control truck capable of 20mph! Not Black Bart and his crew but I hurt so bad laughing that I now feel weak !

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  2. I'm really trying hard to stay in a good mood and out of the dozens of homemade marshmallows I made for today. This week has been terrible. Our cat that we've had for 11 years (since she was a kitten) suddenly and unexpectedly passed away two days ago. Having a really difficult time with it. Trying my hardest to stay on track.

  3. Had a mammogram today. Why does it seem that each is more painful than the last? I have a dim memory of ny first and it wasn't at all uncomfortable. On the good side, I saw my new PCP. He's excellent at what he does and his first name is one of my all-time favorite masculine names.

  4. Had a mammogram today. Why does it seem that each is more painful than the last? I have a dim memory of ny first and it wasn't at all uncomfortable. On the good side, I saw my new PCP. He's excellent at what he does and his first name is one of my all-time favorite masculine names.

  5. I would fit an XL shirt so nice if my stomach didn't gain 9 inches when I sit down. Grrrr!

  6. Had a mammogram today. Why does it seem that each is more painful than the last? I have a dim memory of ny first and it wasn't at all uncomfortable. On the good side, I saw my new PCP. He's excellent at what he does and his first name is one of my all-time favorite masculine names.

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      highfunctioningfatman

      Lol! I wouldn't stoop so low as to look up a dr in NY in the National Provider Identification registry.

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  7. Had a mammogram today. Why does it seem that each is more painful than the last? I have a dim memory of ny first and it wasn't at all uncomfortable. On the good side, I saw my new PCP. He's excellent at what he does and his first name is one of my all-time favorite masculine names.

  8. That moment when you're happy with your weightloss so far but then try on some racy lingery. yuk!!! my man likes it though but not me :-( still feel like I look like a whale

  9. I would fit an XL shirt so nice if my stomach didn't gain 9 inches when I sit down. Grrrr!

  10. I would fit an XL shirt so nice if my stomach didn't gain 9 inches when I sit down. Grrrr!

  11. Some people should be chloroformed.

  12. Some people should be chloroformed.

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      highfunctioningfatman

      Can you please tell me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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  13. I am resorting to just drinking hot water to stay warm. Can't drink coffee all day and night and expect to sleep. *Sigh*

  14. Scales on Friday showed me what I've been waiting to see...299.8! I've officially crossed the 300lb mark. Onward to 200!

  15. Woohoo! Scale is moving again, and I'm comfortably in jeans I haven't worn in 17 years.

  16. Mixed emotions today... 12/16/90 is the day i got marred 26 years ago. And in about 3 weeks ill be divorced. I do still love him, but i can't live with him. Why is this so hard.

  17. Note to self..don't doodle with highlighter on your coffee cup lid unless you want a lot of attention on your nose.

  18. Eat what you want when you want it. You know what your body needs. <3

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      highfunctioningfatman

      Caramel on top of that ice cream would be amazballs!

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  19. Eat what you want when you want it. You know what your body needs. <3

  20. Keeping a positive mind to finish this pre-op diet to get sleeved!

  21. So close to breaking that 300lb mark...going to have it within the week!

  22. My wife is "mad" at me. I put on her size 12 pants and they are loose on me.

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      highfunctioningfatman

      @WLSResources/ClothingExch

      A perfectly normal nose! My sweetie will occasionally post on my username on an automotive forum that I'm on but she typically doesn't do forums. I hate farcebook but occasionally I will ask her to post something for me.

      @OzRoo

      I'm fortunate in that my sweetie and I just have fun and truly love and respect each other! My sweetie matches my kind of crazy perfectly and makes my insanity stronger. Her mind is just as tainted as mine if not worse...

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  23. My wife is "mad" at me. I put on her size 12 pants and they are loose on me.

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      highfunctioningfatman

      For the same reason as above! So she could force me to strip! I will saw that stripping to The Grinch who stole Christmas isn't as easy as you would like to think...

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