highfunctioningfatman

I was sleeved on the same day you were and smells don't bother me but my sister made chocolate cupcakes with raspberry cream cheese frosting while she was here and my wife made a Mississippi Mud cake for her birthday on the 12th. No big deal. I took all of the left overs to work. Now the heavenly banana bread that she made the other day I immediately took to our neighbors because I swear she makes it with crack.

Nicely done! You look super cute in front of the sink

Anything that swims!

Please tell me that you are an author, journalist or a part time contributor to mad magazine!

Insanity!

My brother in law is coming the day after I get back from surgery. He and I always go fishing while he is here. Salmon will be in the river. Obviously I can't fight and land one could I set the hook and pass the pole? I plan to ask my doc but I wanted opinions. We would stop the boat as often as I need to so I can walk. Whatcha think, can I go fishin?

I know that it is not what you are thinking of but among the 3 key people in our office we have been using focus as an acronym. F... Off Cuz Ur Stupid It is our way of blowing off without blowing up.

And this might sound odd coming from a younger guy. I work for an oxygen and respiratory company. I've seen many older women who have had a mastectomy. Their confidence and feeling of self worth just isn't what it is for those that have had reconstruction. The few that I've known that have had reconstruction have totally changed their outlook, drive and overall happiness. One of the ladies wore v neck shirts again and she became a HUGE cougar! She showed me her girls just she was so excited. Not necessarily what I wanted to see but unfortunately I've seen more groovy grannies and gravity grandpas in the past 12 years than I ever wanted. No offense! So yes, let's hear it for the girls! I fully "support" your decision!

A TMI moment for you. I've always joked that I'm hung like a Japanese pornstar. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my morning wood and my penis is longer! I immediately call in Jeanna to enjoy this "miracle"! She comes in and deflates my excitement by saying that it isn't.???? That is when I realized that perspective is everything, my junk isn't bigger, my belly is smaller! Heck yeah! A win is a win and I'll take it!

Yes she is! I don't know how but I scored!

Fooling around 2 days post op. Slow and steady 5 days. Like a teenager with raging hormones... 9 days.

I'm in week 3 post op and on soft foods. I'm not constipated but I've had a turd fermenting for 3 days.

I can tell you for sure that she doesn't have rocks other than on her wedding ring She does have wonderful curves though!

You don't have to totally go back. Just try something different.

Bolingbrook. 12-14 years ago I was engaged to a woman who wore a size 12 pant. Boy was she pissed when I was 310-320 pounds and I could fit in those 12's better than her! I carry most of my weight in my torso.

I'm here in Oregon. We like our old growth timber. That and I'm not crazy or stupid enough to wax around the twig and berries again.

Lookin good! My sister and brother in law live just outside of Chicago and they are huge Blackhawk fans as well as Oregon Ducks fans.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"... Junk Upgrade 2.0 Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"... One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed.... Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Going clean shorn is usually the first move after said 2.0 package upgrade is established. It gives the illusion of enhanced mass. Of course.....in his case.....most of the foliage was likely singed off anyway as a result of the kanky stuff they are doing with the hot wax and such..............much respect to Team Fat Man. Most men would be nervous about their wife being around Mr Happy with a pair of scissors but not me! By the way, waxing the landscape hurts like heck! I will NEVER do that again...

You again??????? OMG!!! Get a room!!! ----and some Pop rocks! (I'm just envious ) That isn't the first time that we have had someone yell get a room!

Bamsucka !!!! There it is..........one of the greatest byproducts of wls........getting thy freak-on !!!! We have been freaks for years! My wife has a 4 year in psychology with an emphasis on abnormal sexualality. I swear that I'm a thesis paper. I'm pretty sure that after I go to bed she writes in a journal "dear thesis paper, you won't believe what he did today".

Thank you @@CausticMOVPER for posting that! I had already gone to bed. Thank you gentlemen!

Here was my 10 day fat man pre op diet. Two premier shakes, all of the sugar free jello I wanted, a green salad per day with lemon juice or vinegar for dressing, I could have grilled unseasoned chicken or white fish, at least a spoonful of Greek yogurt to promote good stomach bacteria. I mixed the yogurt with the lemon and it made a killer dressing for my chicken and green salad. I had it at work for a sense of normalcy and it worked well. I had headaches for the first 3 days but after that all was good. I went from 312 to 293 in 10 days.

My wife and I are quite sexually adventurous so the current guilty pleasure is sugar free chocolate syrup and our imagination.

That is my theory when I fire up the smoker. Fill it up and freeze what we won't eat right away.