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highfunctioningfatman

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. highfunctioningfatman

    Boobs! [emoji523]

    Perky boobies are great and if you so desire they can either be lifted or inflated if need be.
  2. So true with those dang carbs, they are evil and they are everywhere! I won't go into a convenience store because there is nothing in there for me. Good luck with staying on the horse and riding it all of the way!
  3. highfunctioningfatman

    I know I can do it.

    You really can do this! The sad thing is that so many people derail right where you are at. Your attitude is right. Keep it up!
  4. highfunctioningfatman

    Boobs! [emoji523]

    Yes, you have my attention!
  5. highfunctioningfatman

    Hippopotamus for Christmas

    Be careful of being a deer! There is a thread going on involving roadkill, squirrel, deer, elk, raccoon and bear. They all ended up on the dinner table.
  6. highfunctioningfatman

    I'll probably be up all night tonight

    I'm a guy. I don't have hormones. Oh yes you do! They are a bit different than those of the opposite sex though.
  7. highfunctioningfatman

    I'll probably be up all night tonight

    Here I was thinking that this post was going to be about hormone dumping and you were going to be "up all night". Boy was I mistaken!
  8. highfunctioningfatman

    I was ready to eat the squirrel...

    Absolutely!
  9. highfunctioningfatman

    Great advice from Dr

    I weigh daily because it keeps me accountable. I also try on a couple of shirts every week when I do my measurements. My Buddha belly is my issue, and XL fits standing up but not sitting down.
  10. highfunctioningfatman

    I was ready to eat the squirrel...

    Rabbit is really good! I don't eat it anymore because it makes me jumpy.
  11. highfunctioningfatman

    I was ready to eat the squirrel...

    If it was a 92-99 suburban I have parts!
  12. highfunctioningfatman

    I was ready to eat the squirrel...

    You should try elk, delicious meat!
  13. highfunctioningfatman

    I was ready to eat the squirrel...

    You ought to try bear if you haven't already. I could bearly get it down it was so greasy. But since I was a guest in the home of some friends, I just had to grin and bear it. Bear is only good for sausage. I have some in my freezer right now.
  14. highfunctioningfatman

    It finally fits!

    Thank you all! I have a couple of XL shirts that I could wear easily while standing but sitting really isn't an option quite yet but I think that another 15 pounds or so and I will be there.
  15. highfunctioningfatman

    I was ready to eat the squirrel...

    Broke your heart and most of the bones in it's body! Back in the day I ate all kinds of small game and I must say that squirrels are pretty good! Raccoons are greasy bastards that will never pass my lips again though
  16. highfunctioningfatman

    I feel like a failure...

    I haven't been where you are so I can only suggest what I know works. Get back to the basics, don't drink 15 minutes before eating and wait until 30 minutes after eating before drinking, eat protein first and then veggies if you have room, eat low carb and sugar free.
  17. highfunctioningfatman

    Sodas

    I'm not going to deny that when in maintenance I have every intention of having a high quality root beer when I'm camping or having a bbq. Otherwise I've been done with sodas for years.
  18. highfunctioningfatman

    It finally fits!

    Mine is in storage as well for multiple issues and I can't justify the money to fix it at this point. My wife loves to ride with me as well and she definitely enjoys the role of biker chick
  19. highfunctioningfatman

    Wasting food

    Embrace the 4 legged garbage disposal!
  20. highfunctioningfatman

    Comforts?

    Do you have a single brother by chance? :-) Only a single dad!
  21. highfunctioningfatman

    I need a MUCH better fig leaf!

    Ladies feel free to comment as well! I need some help with my underwear. BAD! I've been in briefs since I was just a little guy and I've tried boxers in my adult life for about a year and I liked the support that briefs gave me. I'm due for new smaller underwear but I have a major problem. As the fat has gone away from my junk I've needed better support to keep the twig and berries from branching out. I've especially had problems with getting into vehicles. The underroos shift over and one of my boys suddenly gets a crash course in bondage and torture. That definitely isn't my thing so a change is in order. I usually wear Hanes or Fruit of the Groom. Looking at Wally World revealed that smaller loincloth equals a smaller hammock for the banana and that will only make the problem worse. Please help release me from my bonds and suggest a better fig leaf!
  22. highfunctioningfatman

    Sodas

    She was trying to educate you and anyone else who sees this because you were giving out inaccurate information.
  23. highfunctioningfatman

    10 month out, and feeling good.

    Holy cow! Very well done!
  24. highfunctioningfatman

    Comforts?

    I don't have a significant other that can be there for me sadlySent from my SM-G920P using the BariatricPal App Give it time. As your body transforms suddenly you will be more "noticeable". I don't have a significant other that can be there for me sadlySent from my SM-G920P using the BariatricPal App Give it time. As your body transforms suddenly you will be more "noticeable".Sad but true.
  25. highfunctioningfatman

    Comforts?

    I didn't need anything other than my wife! Perfect to cuddle with. Excellent massage. Helped me look for soup and something other than water to drink at the airport. Wouldn't let me carry my backpack... Yep, she was all I needed!

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