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highfunctioningfatman

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. highfunctioningfatman

    Sex after Gastric Sleeve..

    We played around on day 2, took it slow and easy on day 5 and day 8 or 9 was like teenagers in the back of a mustang but without the mustang.
  2. highfunctioningfatman

    Tired of no #2

    Half of a large Wendy's chili 2-3 times a week. 125 cal, 11 carb, 11 protein and enough fiber to keep me going.
  3. highfunctioningfatman

    OK... so be honest with me...

    I've definitely gained 2 inches of visible wood and it is quite useful for fun as well!
  4. highfunctioningfatman

    Time to Brag: Share Your Recent Accomplishments!

    I agree 100%! This is also the first belt that I've liked in quite awhile. I'm currently in the last hole and I will be breaking out the drill and drill bits shortly because honestly my belt is more of a decoration at this point. I was able to slide my hand into my pants without issue to adjust my underwear (which are now too large as well) without thinking about it yesterday. I guess that means that the pants are a bit too big as well!
  5. highfunctioningfatman

    Measurements

    I measure every weekend. I do chest, stomach, waist, biceps, thighs and calfs. Since my pre op on 8/19 I've lost 26 inches.
  6. highfunctioningfatman

    Compression wear, cheap and nice

    I don't need fast access as much as I need concealment. I would have to wear something like that, an under shirt and a dress/uniform shirt. I wear white shirts for work since we changed logos and company colors. My old shoulder holster is now visible under my shirt. I would like to maintain positioning to my left side at breast height or over my left breast where is would be behind my shirt pocket.
  7. highfunctioningfatman

    Compression wear, cheap and nice

    If that waist trainer wasn't an hourglass shape for women it would make the perfect solution for a mounting point for an in the waistband firearm holster without "printing" the firearm. Hmmm.
  8. highfunctioningfatman

    5 months

    Looking great! I love the shirt!
  9. highfunctioningfatman

    How did WLS effect your marriage...

    In the words of Austin "Danger" Powers, I'm spent baby, yeah!
  10. highfunctioningfatman

    NSV!

    Damn. Got a kleenex? You made a fat man tear up. Congrats!
  11. highfunctioningfatman

    How did WLS effect your marriage...

    The problem is that you have to find a man who can keep up with you. I'm a very happy husband and my friends are jealous and envious by they also admit that they couldn't do what we do. Without getting into too much detail, I hit my 20% of my total weight goal today and my reward involves my wife, a naughty outfit, candles and the great outdoors. I mentioned that I hit my goal and my coworkers are aware of our "reward" system and they asked for what it is and I gave them the details that they asked for. The guys were envious but said that there is no way. The girls (who know my wife) were asking can you really do that? I can now! Thanks VSG!
  12. highfunctioningfatman

    Time to Brag: Share Your Recent Accomplishments!

    My next goal is 218, 30% of my total starting weight.
  13. highfunctioningfatman

    Time to Brag: Share Your Recent Accomplishments!

    Woo hoo! I've officially lost 20% of my total weight. I'm down 63 pounds total and I've lost 26 inches!
  14. highfunctioningfatman

    Do you miss food?

    I still love food. Last night we had family over and my sweetie and I made shrimp stuffed poblano peppers with refried beans. We stuffed the peppers with shrimp, red, orange and yellow bell pepper, onion and spices. We also made a cilantro yogurt sauce buy thinning the yogurt with non fat milk. I don't miss food at all. It is now a fun challenge to make it bariatric friendly.
  15. highfunctioningfatman

    BIGGEST NSV yet!

    Thanks! I have no problem talking about anything and everything. Yes the roids are gone! I increased my Fiber and made sure to camp in the bathroom (much to the dismay of my coworkers) until the poop comes out instead of trying to power poop and get back to work.
  16. It is refreshing to see some admit that THEY screwed up. You didn't blame anyone, say that you cheated or say that you couldn't help yourself. So truly, thank you and good luck!
  17. highfunctioningfatman

    How much money to take

    It depends on if you want to do any shopping. We had $300 set aside and only spent $60 on a necklace for my wife.
  18. highfunctioningfatman

    Before..now

    You look awesome!
  19. highfunctioningfatman

    I am overweight! And I am thrilled!

    Very cool! Keep up the good work!
  20. highfunctioningfatman

    Does anyone else plan and celebrate mini goals?

    We don't have the money to reward with stuff either and that is ok. What we do is set mini goals and rewards together. We are quite sexually adventurous and active so all of the rewards revolve around sex. So far it has been different positions or locations. I hit 250 today and there was a little reward but 249 is 20% of my total weight gone and there is something extra planned for that. By my wife and I both planning and setting the "rewards" we are both just as eager and excited for me to reach the next goal.
  21. highfunctioningfatman

    Do you miss food?

    I still love food but I look at it much differently than from before. I went to Wendy's yesterday and the menu didn't quite look the same. I saw carb, carb, hell no!, carb, maybe if I changed that... Foods got us all here one way or another and my choices dictate my success.
  22. highfunctioningfatman

    Dental work before surgery?

    What about getting the dental work done in Mexico while you are there? Dental is much cheaper down there. Do the dental on Monday and surgery Tuesday. I know that the team that I worked with would have no problem with helping out a patient for something like that.
  23. highfunctioningfatman

    Dinner

    I have that same problem with my phone. I type it up in email and copy and paste it here. I still can't see it but it posts correctly.
  24. highfunctioningfatman

    Poop

    When I'm pooping I'm losing. When I'm not pooping the scale doesn't want to move.

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