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Mine is in my left side .Im told that it has ( most often) to do with whether the surgeon is right or left handed.
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If I had gained another thirty pounds from where I started I would have had a 2 inch hole between my legs
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What is the longest you have kept your band?
The Fireman replied to karibensea's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
Since im 60 and have only had mine 16 months the chances are probably better than average that I will have it the rest of my life. -
I would LOVE your advice (LapBand) ...
The Fireman replied to MomOfTwins17's topic in Tell Your Weight Loss Surgery Story
I believe there is metal in the band (at least mine there is) The back side of the port is made of Titanium so that during fills the needle will not be pushed all the way through it. -
Banded Jan.21 2008 Have 8.5 in a 14cc band good restriction had .5 cc on april 14 Have lost 97 pounds with 40 more to go.Corrently losing about a pound a week.
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I do and with very little problem,except a little burping.But,beer always does that to me anyway.
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Should I keep this a secret?
The Fireman replied to a topic in PRE-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
Ive actually had people that ive not seen in a while ask me if Ive been sick.I just say no and let it go at that -
With all due respect sir,no one ever "was a Marine".A Marine is always a Marine.
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Should I be mad at my husband for looking at dirty pictures?
The Fireman replied to Carrie_C's topic in The Gals' Room
Solution is simple.Its called "password protected files".Then you wont have to see it,unless you're interested enough to try and "hack"his password.Or, a stand alone harddrive or USB stick that he can unplug and take with him. -
Losing Too Much Too Fast?
The Fireman replied to Kage's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I wouldnt be concerned.You sound like me,I lost 18 pounds the first 13 days,but slowed down to about a pound a week for the last 13 and 1/2 months. -
Have you been hit in the port yet?
The Fireman replied to BillOh's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I say I have and it hurt like hell.My Lab jumped up on me and clawed me across my port.I was afraid to raise my shirt and look because I just knew that it would be hanging outside my body, held only by the tubing. -
? about cortisone inj before & after surgery
The Fireman replied to lose2regainme's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Dont know for sure but you may have to do without the ibuprofen.Its a NSAID and some doctors reccomend that band patients not take them. -
What foods stick?
The Fireman replied to Busybee424's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I was told that I absolutely would not be able to eat pineapple,but I can eat pineapple until the world looks level.but,sometimes applesauce gets stuck.Its just depends on where I am between fills also sometimes even on what time of day it is.Nothing is fool proof with a band. -
First of all Im sorry to break into your forum,but I dont know what else to do.I have read most of the post made in this forum and you all seem so sexually liberated that reading some of this stuff actually makes me horney.About me:I was banded in Jan.2008 and have lost 77 pounds.Before my weight loss I had some problems in the sex department,if you get my drift.But those seem to have worked themselves out.Now, the problem.My wife of 29 years has formed a relationship with an "out of the closet homo"She swears that trhe relationship is just friendship.But there seems to be more to it than that to me.She spends the night with her Watching movies, she says,They also make weekend trips together.I suppose that the last straw was when she went away for the weekend with her on the weekend of our anniversery and never gave me a card or anything.This has been going on since about Feb.of this year and Im at the end of my rope.there is no need to spend the night with her only 5 miles away and leave me home to sleep alone in our bed.We have not had sex in about 5 months.I think that im the only one in this threeway thats not getting any.It is against my principals to have an affair,but that is where im headed.I have a lady friend that is single and made it plain that she is there when ever I decide I need her,but that is just not me.Please give me your comments and suggestions for my problem.Thanks
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Its really getting to be sorta fun now that I dont give a s@#% anymore.Going places and she cant find me.Burning up my cell and I dont answer.Im beginning to get a kick out of her.
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Im way ahead of you.I have income from some gas wells that was on family property and she cant touch any of that.
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I was told not to shower until the surgical tape came off by itself then shower as usual.
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Nursing is a good recession proof job.My baby girl (28) is a flight nurse on a medivac helicopter and she makes a ton of money.Its such a fast paced job that she has a hard time gearing down.
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You said exactly what I would have said.Although I've been banded longer than you I still have the same throwing up and going out to eat problems.Its embarrasing to still be eating long after everyone else is finished so,I usually just quit before I get full.
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trouble with chicken?
The Fireman replied to JENNIFER7375's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
You bet,dry white meat chicken just about kills me.banded 14 months ago and it still has not gotten any better with respect to chicken. -
Do like my mother did when I was young.We were poor and could not afford laxitives.She used to sit me on the pot and tell me ghost stories,it worked every time.:smile:
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The good part is Ive lost 100 pounds since my surgery 14 months ago and ,if I say so myself,Im beginning to look pretty damn good.Not nearly as unattractive to the opposite sex as she thinks I am.
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Not much changed since my last update.they're going off for a weekend the weekend of April 3.Thats ok with me it gives me some time to do someone else (I mean something else)No communication here (sex)since last Sept.Kinda like living with my sister.But,Im not leaving my house and everey thing Ive worked for for 40 years.Im trying to make her leave,but not much hope of that,we have a very nice house and a lot of nice stuff.Why would she give up her pie when she can eat it too:tt2:
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I've fallen out of love....with going out to eat!
The Fireman replied to amonroy's topic in POST-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
I know what you mean.My favorite things to do used to be going to either a Chinese buffet or a seafood buffet,but now I cant eat enough to be worth it.It also just doesnt seem to be as good as it used to be.Now I usually just eat something at home.Im saving a ton of money.My restriction has really lasted this time.My last fill was on Jan.21.I now have 8cc. in a 14cc band and have lost 90 pounds in 14 months.this restriction has really lasted longer than the other fills.I think I may need one more small fill before im there.Im supposed to get that on April 16 -
About The Port...?
The Fireman replied to kaitlynmarie93's topic in PRE-Operation Weight Loss Surgery Q&A
The answers are yes and yes.I can feel it as a hard spot under my skin and it appears as a dark spot about the size of a quarter.