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Good luck, Shannon. I gots my fingers crossed for you!

Welcome tomebadd! The waiting is the hardest part, LOL

Welcome to lapbandtalk, missmendy! Good luck on your weightloss journey!

If you are entertained by these comments, then your humor threshold is dangerously low!! Perhaps the anxiety and pressures of everyday life subliminally cause you to gravitate towards levity? Prescription: watch the funniest movie ever made: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy

Hmmmmm.....it's a tough call when somebody wants to receive but not give. He sounds a little greedy, to me.

I saw a movie like that, once.

Clearly a mis-step on my part. Everything blends together after about 6 pages of PJTP C'mon Beth, do it!

Second row, second from left. You're the one with the big afro.

What? That's the normal tone of my voice!!

Post your problem, get a solution. Unless you just wanna "play doctor".....heeheehee

Haha, jealous much of my multipost? Seriously, you guys had a post party over the weekend! Alabama had been #1 for a long time. They got beat by a better team. Texas got jumped in the polls by a team they beat. The Big 12 championship game consisted of two teams that Texas had beat. We GOTTA get rid of the BCS system.

Not much different from big tobacco selling cheap cigs overseas to hook the populations of third world countries.

I think you should go on "America's got talent" Fanny, I believe that this is a classic Freudian construct. Your obsession about snakes belies your comfort with your own sexuality. The fact that you handle venomous snakes implies that you sometimes prefer "dangerous" men. Prescription: Get your BF to dress up as Hugh Jackman. Ask him if he wants to "play Australia". If he asks what that entails, tell him he's going to the "land down under".

So Michigan is the anti-San Francisco?

That's funny! Eh, it is what it is.....My wife gave me a very nice pipe for Christmas (and I rarely smoke. Well, tobacco, anyways....but that's another confession). So I guess now I'm a pipe smoker in training.

We dance. Duh. The cool kids always are. Yeah, any rational person knows if you go see a movie like Bolt you run the risk of.....kid exposure. I had a very busy night Thursday....looks like another hell night tonight. Where do you get a replacement ass? And where you been hiding lately?? Ewwww. That's the worst. I love that song. "But we all shine on / like the moon and the stars and the sun" Ugh. We're going through a crisis with my Newf right now (he just blew out his ACL). He's only 4. Wow....I clicked on the "founder's story". Creepy pic. You kidding? Welcome to 2008. Man, that's the absolute worst. Worse than sitting in a pool that's tepid (see Fanny's quote). The whole OU jumping Texas is a MUCH bigger travesty!! I know I am. Amen. Every man's fantasy! W00t!!11 'Bout time! Hey, me too!! That's why I snapped 5-6 webcam photos to post them Thursday night. I told my wife the same thing! ZING!! Yeah I'm a stud!! Bow-chicka-wah-wah

Cool, thanks! They aren't ALL from Iceland, are they?!? :tongue2:

Yeah, but the creepy thing is....He's an accountant! Uh oh......I feel a court order coming on! Beth collects them.

Hells Yeah!!

Perhaps a buttonable "flap", like the old-time longjohns?

Yup, that's me! But.....your husband would be sad!

So the "diet fried chicken" is a sham?!? Damn, I knew it!

For Shame Fanny!!!! LOL.....

Yeah.....there's a REASON these folks are burger virgins. Sadly, I made a few bad choices out of high school and I was known for awhile as a burger slut. :tongue2: