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    hi everyone!

    Hey Jenna, welcome aboard. If I were you, I'd just kinda snoop around. There are forums organized by subjects, with individual threads in each forum. A good place to start might be the FAQ's.......
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    New member

    Woah, Danielle, that's awesome!! Are you at goal now?
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    Facebook

    Shhhhh......quiet about the ong-thay (pig-Latin to keep the uneducated guessing).
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    SO NOW I am anorexic?? I hate people...

    That sounds like a great time!!
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    Virtual psychiatry

    Bill Engvall is pretty funny too. "Larry the Cable Guy", though.....I just don't see it. Maybe because my whole region is populated with real life Larrys. Anchorman is rife with that weird non sequitur humor that appeals to me. Because you're not wearing any pants. PS- You need to watch a copy of Anchorman with your sweetie. It's a.....love story.....of sorts. Well, it is kind of an intellectual movie, tap. Watch it again with a critical eye appraising the Nietzsche-esque themes for added appreciation. Plus, Brick kills a man with a trident. Tap, let's not discuss my sexual preferences here in the open. PM me later on, with a detailed description of what you're wearing....
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    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    Man, you were lucky, Fanny. That could have ended very badly indeed. Hey, you're right on track, Ebony. Very big in Africa, right? Or am I confused? And.......you wrote a paper on the edibility of monkeys?!? Awesome.
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    CONFESSION TIME..spill it

    That's the best, isn't it? When you first get that sense of "I'm full on 1/3 of what I used to eat".....
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    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    Tap, plz clarify....do you mean to say charred monkeys served in a fur coat will be on the menu along with the liquor? 'Cause I wanna be at that party.
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    Virtual psychiatry

    :tt1:W haaaaaaaaaa?!?
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    Advice needed from weight lifters

    Oh man, I love that burn. That's how I know the exercises are working.
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    Me and my husband 204 lbs 12/9/2008

    Look out! A big ol' snowflake is hanging over your head!!
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    No pre-op die?

    Hey! That's MY doc! :tt1:
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    Just saying HI

    Welcome kiddow, glad to have you aboard. Snoop around a bit, there's a ton of information here.
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    Successful

    Hey, that's very cool that you've had that kind of success. Fantastic!
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    Hi Ya'll!!

    Hey there mnorman. Welcome to the boards. There is a ton of information to look up on here. Good luck!
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    CONFESSION TIME..spill it

    *Travis Bickle voice* You talkin' to me?
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    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    Firewall blocks it. Why does LBT get through? I dunno, but I'm not gonna jinyx it. Wait.....you mean you're banded??
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    Virtual psychiatry

    Look people. Some things, like the concept of "romantic love" and "gravity" are debatable. Some things are not debatable. The fact that Anchorman is indeed the best movie of all time is not debatable.
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    SO NOW I am anorexic?? I hate people...

    Wow, Beth, you really have a knack for making them sound quite sexy....
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    CONFESSION TIME..spill it

    Wait, I didn't get a friend request.... If you post on my virtual psychiatrist thread with your problem, I will mock it, provide an analysis, and then solve said problem with an insight so uncanny that you will wonder if I am psychic....
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    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    Close. My baffy fruits are stained, but the stain is not orange. Ceradad, I'm not 100% sure about the whole "rond Earth" fallacy. It makes much more sense that our Earth is held aloft by a giant names Atlas. I love that Prince song! I'll keep your secret if you keep mine: That I like to hunt the most dangerous prey of all.....MAN *dun-dun-DUN* Hmmmmm, I don't know if I have it in me to keep 2 secrets, LOL. I got your request, LJM, but my home computer has been suckish. As soon as it gets up & running I'll add ya. Facebook is MySpace with a bad case of ADD Well they quit serving peanuts. What's a hungry man to do? SNT, You'd better friend me on facebook, butthole!! Or I'm forwarding all the secret pics I've taken of you to your stalker!
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    Facebook

    Beware if you add Susan to your Facebook friends.....she will write filthy, vulgar things to your wall. LOL......just kidding.
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    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    Woah, woah!! When did I get a stetson? And tap.....ignore you all the time? Blatant hyperbole. :angry_smile:
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    SO NOW I am anorexic?? I hate people...

    Allright, allright.....
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    Texarkana Bandsters

    Wow! Very cool! Go Hekier!

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