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WoodenHearts

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    WoodenHearts got a reaction from Babbs in Private Fat loss   
    Had this discussion with some friends over the weekend, most of the guys said they don't care if they get a "flabby patty" it all does the same job ???????? where's as one described an intimate experience with a larger lady as mounting a moist chewbaca...literally spat my drink all over him ????????????
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    WoodenHearts got a reaction from Madeleine Renee in Private Fat loss   
    @@OKCPirate I thought Kegel exercises were just to tighten the muscles inside the vagina?
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    WoodenHearts reacted to KindaFamiliar in Private Fat loss   
    Bat wings, mud flaps, labia, mons, various forms of animal joints, Kegels, humps, tight lady parts, thrusting and pounding, clitoral stimulation, flabby vagis and shrunken nether regions...
    See what happens when I leave you people alone for the weekend!!!
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    WoodenHearts reacted to mskami77 in Private Fat loss   
    This topic has me in tears over here! All of y'all are nuts! I definitely lost weight in that area and in my feet. No mud flaps here lol
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Elode in Private Fat loss   
    @@Tssiemer1 Fear not...I've yet to see a "pretty" jina! They all kinda look like a meat sandwich on a hoagie gone wrong. Pick a side....

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    WoodenHearts reacted to Elode in Private Fat loss   
    Umm there's a plastic surgery procedure for that........I wish I had a little more padding on the ole mons! I'm flat and boney. I'm quite fragile nowadays! I think I'm going to get one of those donuts people with hemorrhoids sit on and cushion myself for " monkey business" times. Just stick it right there in the front! That my friends would be sexxxxxay!!! I almost positive I would never feel the touch of a man again
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Tssiemer1 in Private Fat loss   
    "Honey, do these mud flaps make my vagina look fat?"
    But seriously I asked my husband if my private area looked fat. He said he's only seen mine in person and some on porn and my lips look fat.
    Now I have a complex.
    I have an ugly vagina.
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Dub in Private Fat loss   
    Damn right !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Such a magnanimous thread theme.
    Considering the male version of this phenomenon.....
    I'm looking forward to my fatty layers melting away.
    For years it's been like playing golf but spotting your opponent handicap adjustments.
    There are inches and inches of torpedo being confined in the silo.
    This fat melts down and 'Lil Chubb may go away and Dirk Diggler emerges.
    Soon.

    Even more fun stuff to look forward to.
    Great thread.
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    WoodenHearts reacted to LynnAlex in Private Fat loss   
    I had my Tummy Tuck about 10 years ago when I lost weight on my own. When I gained weight, I added a nice pad of fat on my mons area. It is going down now. But I have said, "I am women enough to wear these balls!" (since that is what it looked like--only sisters have enough guts to ask you such a private question.)
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Babbs in Private Fat loss   
    @@Tssiemer1
    LOL! Correction. It goes from a moose knuckle to camel toe as we lose weight.....
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    WoodenHearts got a reaction from Babbs in Private Fat loss   
    Tummy Tuck is definitely going on my list lol
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    WoodenHearts got a reaction from dancingqueene in Private Fat loss   
    @@Babbs could you actually imagine a band with that name ????????
    So I guess I can look forward to some sort of shrinkage in my nether regions lol
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    WoodenHearts got a reaction from Tssiemer1 in Private Fat loss   
    @@Tssiemer1 ooooh right gotcha lol ...."fleshy" ????????????
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    WoodenHearts got a reaction from Tssiemer1 in Private Fat loss   
    @@Tssiemer1 ooooh right gotcha lol ...."fleshy" ????????????
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Elode in Private Fat loss   
    @@Tssiemer1 I'm going to have to ask you to reframe from associating the jina with the word "fleshy" I up chucked a bit and I need to keep my nutrients down!! Lol!! "Moist" and "fleshy" are horrible words! Do you just hate me or somethin?
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Elode in Private Fat loss   
    @@Babbs I was thinking the same thing!
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Tssiemer1 in Private Fat loss   
    Sign me up next year!
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Babbs in Private Fat loss   
    Well that settles it. Tummy tuck here I come! Literally!

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    WoodenHearts reacted to gowalking in Private Fat loss   
    So....my feet went from an 8 1/2 wide to a 7 regular.
    My mons...looks like a pillow. It's very puffy but that's likely because I have excess skin in the tummy area. I've pulled the whole thing up to see what a TT would look like and of course I can see a difference. I don't however, think this impacts the internal structure of the vagina. I've had children so I suspect I'm not terribly 'tight' due to that reason. I also can say with great assurance that I've never had a man complain about this...or much else either when it comes to lady parts.
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    WoodenHearts reacted to LynnAlex in Private Fat loss   
    When you have a Tummy Tuck, they pull the tummy skin down to the hip bone, they pull the mons area up to the hip bone. A side effect is it changes the position of the clitoris, allowing more pleasure just from the act of thrusting and the pounding as opposed to actual clitorial stimulation.
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Yaberhoo in Private Fat loss   
    HA! This whole thread has my in stitches. Good info, just highly amusing.
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    WoodenHearts reacted to Tssiemer1 in Private Fat loss   
    I knew tight wasn't the right word that's why it was in quotes. Ugh. Not tight like "oooh yeah so tight" sexual pleasure but like the doctor said he could Not. See. Anything. And couldn't place my mirena. He said after weight loss it should be easier to place.
    Maybe "fleshy" is the word.
    "Crushed tissue by fat."
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    WoodenHearts got a reaction from OKCPirate in Private Fat loss   
    @@Victoria Mora, I've noticed that since losing weight I don't have to buy wide fit shoes anymore, but I've never heard of people's feet actually going up a couple of sizes lol I've been a size 8 (uk) since I was 14.
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    WoodenHearts got a reaction from OKCPirate in Private Fat loss   
    @@Victoria Mora, I've noticed that since losing weight I don't have to buy wide fit shoes anymore, but I've never heard of people's feet actually going up a couple of sizes lol I've been a size 8 (uk) since I was 14.
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    WoodenHearts reacted to OKCPirate in Private Fat loss   
    I'm just a fan, no first hand knowledge, so I'll shut up now. (A man has to know his limitations)

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