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Pianoman

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  1. Pianoman

    Banded guys

    Hey there! As a chap myself, I've noticed there's a distinct lack of WLS men on this site. Not that I'm complaining - I'm a computer programmer, and that's all guys - It's nice to be in a female-heavy environment for a change. For some reason, computing tends to attract men, and a specific type of men, too - I can no longer count the number of Star Trek related conversations I have had.
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    Drinking

    I don't drink at all, never have done... This kinda surprised the consultant who performed my op. Maybe he recalls his days as a drunken medical student with fondness and can't imagine anyone being teetotal.
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    August Bandsters Updates....

    I hope everything goes well! I was banded on August 23rd. I've 30 pounds (american money) so far, but I don't get a fill until 12 weeks after the op! I'm halfway there!
  4. I keep hearing all the scare-stories about PBs. I've yet to have one (although I've also yet to have my first fill). Now, I'm ever-the-optimist, and I'm kinda hoping that given the right diet/eating method, I won't actually have to experience one. Are there bandsters, post fill, who have yet to experience a PB?
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    How hungry are you?

    I was ravenous after about a week post op. Protein Drinks were, frankly driving me bonkers. I was supposed to stay on a liquid diet for a month, I just couldn't do that- I managed 2 weeks. I'm now on the mushy stage, and happy with that. Like others have said - if you're still not hungry then lucky you, what's your secret?
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    Who's never had a PB?

    I just used the word "scare-story" as an expression, Trish. You didn't scare me at all. It just makes me a little concerned. You've obviously been through quite a lot and I'd prefer to learn from other people's experience, rather than my own painful experience.
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    wannabe banster questions

    I have to say, like most people I had lots of reservations prior to my banding. I'd never had surgery, and didn't like the concept of pain, of course. I can honestly say that after the op. at absolute worst, I felt minor discomfort, nothing more than that. Now I'm 12kgs (about 26 pounds) down and I've not even been filled, yet. Everyone has the same concerns as you, Hedwig, you'll be fine!
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    A PB Gone Bad! Very Bad!

    There are some scary symptoms on this thread. I've been banded a month now and I've yet to have a PB - I suppose I'm more likely to after my fill. Is it really THAT bad? Surely there's different severeties of PB?
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    I'm still hairy

    Unless the hurricane detours to the UK and blows my clothes away, it ain't gonna happen, ReneBean!
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    I'm still hairy

    This probably hasn't crossed the mind of many female bandsters, but doesn't the hospital shave around the banding area prior to the procedure? I thought they did with most operations? (never been under the knife before this, so excuse my ignorance) I've the same hairy stomach I've always had... I can hardly see where they've operated through a mat of curly hair. Andy P.S. Sorry if I put you off your breakfast.
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    I'm still hairy

    I've heard about you American women - You're so forward. Frankly, as a repressed Brit, it scares me witless! I expect at least a three-hour conversation about the weather before anyone mentions nudity. And, just before you stop me mid-rant... Male nakedness is just unnatural... Female nakedness on the other hand, is perfectly acceptable (i've got this wierd thing about scars on women too... I'm kinda sure I picked the right website).
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    I'm still hairy

    In response to your question, yes, they did tape it up, and yes, it was a tad sore when said tape was removed. It's quite good scar camoflage, mind... I think I may have it permed, possibly dreadlocked.
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    I'm still hairy

    Okay, well you did ask for it... Make sure you're not in close proximity with your milk. As you can clearly see, there's no shaving, yet you can definately see the scars (I was banded 8/23). I actually took this shot at my desk at work... There boss came in just as I buttoned-up my shirt - Phew! Just in time!
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    I'm still hairy

    It means the site would be so unpleasant as to make drinking milk impossible. (no, I never understood that particular expression, either). Hope that's cleared things up... Personally, I'm more confused than ever.
  15. Pianoman

    I'm still hairy

    I could post a naked picture, but I guarantee it would put you off your milk(!)
  16. Pianoman

    I'm still hairy

    You've already made my day, Pink Mary!
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    What does everyone do for a living?

    Not all of us are "caring professionals", Terri-fic. Personally, I'm a computer consultant with nothing but a completely mercenary approach to my job. I had to earn money to feed my pizza habit.
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    Can We Talk About Sex?

    Yes, er... I too was looking for the er... Library, officer. (ahem)
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    Can We Talk About Sex?

    My word, if this thread gets any saucier, people will have to pay for a subscription(!)
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    What does everyone do for a living?

    I'm an IT consultant. Computers and obesity seem to go hand-in-hand, sometimes. Still, it could be worse, I could work for a chocolate factory, or maybe I could be a professional Pizza Taster.
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    Can We Talk About Sex?

    Ha!, thanks Teresa - I'll meet you at the airport (let me just get my coat).
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    Can We Talk About Sex?

    I have to say that, I had my surgery on August 23rd, and have yet to engage in intercourse. Now, that's mainly because I'm still trying to find someone to engage in intercourse with. However, if anyone asks, I tell them my celibacy is through choice. (it's my SECOND choice).
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    I've always wanted to....

    Things I am looking forward to... Cutting my toenails easily. Comfortably sitting in a "cattle class" flight. Wearing a suit, and looking GOOD in it. Receive a compliment on my appearance that isn't along the lines of "You have really blue eyes" Go to a fashionable clothes shop an buy clothes in sizes WAY below their largest size. Regain the confidence (and maybe cockyness) that I used to have when I was slim.
  24. Hi everyone! Some advice needed, please. The standard diet sheet I was given by my doctor suggests I should not have soft food, or "mushies" until week 5. I've been on a liquid diet now for 2 weeks, and I really could use something a little more "food-like". Should I be able to eat some scramble eggs at this stage? Maybe a little bit of mashed potato? Your thoughts on this matter are greaty appreciated. Thanks!
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    I'm still hairy

    Thanks for your input, Kathy... You're right, my Austin-Powers-style chest wig more than adequately covers the new scars I've recieved.

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