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This has got to stop. The third consonant is "T." There is no such thing as "dietician." Got it??!!

Happy Thanksgiving to all. I found a great recipe for Turkey-in-a-Blender for those consigned to purées.

Celebrating this century's Pi Day and making the most of it in case I'm too addlepated to notice in 2116.

Dressed as a beautiful woman for Halloween and curled up with an Alfred Hitchcock TV marathon. No candy.

It's unnecessary to post the same topic in several forums. One will cover you or, if panic reigns, two.

I've spent so much time at BP today that I'm worried about myself.

The last bite of an omelet should be its culmination. Then why is that, when a teeny shard of eggshell slips in to the mix, it waits in ambush until the last bite? What motivates it to be so unkind?

It's my own craziness that I'll live with, not the craziness of strangers. I don't encourage them to bask in it. As a fan of perspective -- easy to see for someone else, we all know -- I accept that it often goes to waste. May they revel in their battiness. It won't be the worst thing if they keep losing weight.

I need a double scotch on the rocks. Make that neat.

Some topics are ugly in such a warped way, that they're fun. Others are just run to ugly. There should be a law that fun must be part of the mix.

@Alex Brecher, that survey? Go to your room without any supper, you're grounded.

People lie. Things lay.