sgt236

In response to the inquiry on effective ways to relieve gas pains...I always found that farting was quite effective for relieving gas pains

Retired at age 49.

I am still on the FHP Reserves, but my uniforms are way too big now (I'm down 110 lbs since October 07. ) I worked a shift to cover the Turnpike in Orlando during their December Xmas party, got out of the patrol car to check a DAV and grabbed a handfull of my gunbelt and pants as they were dropping south towards my ankles! LOL! Needless to say...no more road patrol until I get some smaller slacks and gear. :frown:

The benefits of high risk employment is early retirement :-)

Been retired almost 4 years, but now awfully busy as a college instructor. It beats working for a living!:frown:

Oh yeah. People seem to make it a point to compliment. It is certainly flattering.

I'm getting pretty excited!

:whoo:

I only wish my insurance covered the procedure, but that just adds extra incentive when it comes out of my own bank account.