Jump to content
×
Are you looking for the BariatricPal Store? Go now!

baby steps in boston

Gastric Sleeve Patients
  • Content Count

    15
  • Joined

  • Last visited


Reputation Activity

  1. Like
    baby steps in boston got a reaction from BabySheldon in Onederland!   
    Onederland what a great name for it! I'm 5 lbs away. (5 months post surgery ) I'm not sure what I'll do when I hit it. Naked dancing in the street is a possibility!
  2. Like
    baby steps in boston got a reaction from SoonergirlLayla in Onederland!   
    Thank you Tiki for the Onderland reference. I hit it this morning. I reset the scale 3 times and even reinstalled the batteries to make sure. 5 months, 8 days and 33 hours after surgery. ( not that I'm counting)
    There was a naked dance - I decided to spare the neighbors.
  3. Like
    baby steps in boston got a reaction from BabySheldon in Onederland!   
    Onederland what a great name for it! I'm 5 lbs away. (5 months post surgery ) I'm not sure what I'll do when I hit it. Naked dancing in the street is a possibility!
  4. Like
    baby steps in boston got a reaction from BabySheldon in Onederland!   
    Onederland what a great name for it! I'm 5 lbs away. (5 months post surgery ) I'm not sure what I'll do when I hit it. Naked dancing in the street is a possibility!
  5. Like
    baby steps in boston got a reaction from McButterpants in 3 week stall. Ugh   
    I'm 5 months out and 60 lbs down. I've had several "stalls". I'll loose 3 lbs in a week and then nothing for two weeks. As long as it isn't going up I'm a happy camper. It took me 10 years to gain 115lbs. If it takes me a year or two to loose it. I'm ahead of schedule.
    It's a scalpel, not a magic wand.
  6. Like
    baby steps in boston got a reaction from McButterpants in 3 week stall. Ugh   
    I'm 5 months out and 60 lbs down. I've had several "stalls". I'll loose 3 lbs in a week and then nothing for two weeks. As long as it isn't going up I'm a happy camper. It took me 10 years to gain 115lbs. If it takes me a year or two to loose it. I'm ahead of schedule.
    It's a scalpel, not a magic wand.
  7. Like
    baby steps in boston reacted to elfnow in That awkward moment when....   
    My partner and I were meeting a friend at Starbucks. Busy busy Saturday... We parked, and there's a swarm of Girl Scouts with their Cookies, and we're both like, "oh crap. But cookies are SO GOOD...."
    "Okay, here's what we do," I decided. "One box of thin mints. We each have two cookies, and we give the rest to people at Starbucks." It was a good plan. Plus, spread the love, right?
    We got in there, get in the long line, crack that box open, split a tube open, and I'm enjoying my FIRST COOKIE. And I'm offering the open tube to people, "save me from eating these! Yes have some! I sure don't need them... Here have another!"
    AND IN WALKS MY SURGEON. Yes, there I am, three weeks post-sleeve, with a half-tube of thin mints in my hand, licking the crumbs out of my teeth....(I only ate one but now it looked like I'd eaten 10).... He's like "oh Emily! Hi!"
    I just LOL'd and hugged him and said, "oh my god and HERE'S MY BARIATRIC SURGEON, catching me with Girl Scout cookies!!" All I could do was laugh harder. I told him "I swear I only had one and see? Those two on the table? One for me one for him... We made a deal to give them away, I'm giving them to other people!! Oh god I'm mortified!! Hahaha!!"
    He said, "I'll forgive you just this once..." And I'm all *shame*!!
    Our friend was like, "of all the things that could have happened, I would NOT have bet on that one..."
    So!! If you're tempted, just imagine your surgeon walking in and catching you red-handed.... Because it could happen!!! LOL
  8. Like
    baby steps in boston reacted to SandeeD in Checking in   
    One more thing...I feel like a turkey plumped up with salt water...could barely get my shoes on when leaving the hospital...I feel like the good year blimp.

PatchAid Vitamin Patches

×