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bandit

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  1. bandit

    Skinny bitches

    So its getting really warm here and out come the skinny bitches. All day today Im looking around to see if Im the biggest girl wherever Im at.....mostly yes. So I just have to hate those skinny bitches in their hip huggers and tube tops! But of course I love them at the same time **turning green with envy** Do u guys do this at the beginning of summer too? I know Im just a jealous bitch which of course is much worse than being a skinny bitch Hey I never said I wasnt a hypocrite
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    What does everyone do for a living?

    Ohh please! U wont find any of us mom's here buying that! JUST A MOM.........that is an oxi moron if I have ever heard one! HUGE HUGE HUGE job sweetie. As for me. I work 3 days a week for 12 hours. I am a single mom and this works better for me so I can have 4 days with my baby. But man do those long days SUCK! I do accounting...........BORING
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    Im so mad at myself I wanna cry

    No I havnt. But with the craving as bad as it was last night Im sure I would have eatin the damn poptart anyhow. Maybe not two, but I didnt eat them because I was hungry, so I dont think the band would have stopped me. I ate them just cause I wanted them. GGGRRRRRRRRRRR
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    doctors expertise.

    I dont blaim u. I would be scared too. But somebody has to be #36 so there can be a #100 u know. Has he done a lot of other WLS? like RYN? I dont really know how to answer this. Honestly, Personally it was very important to ME to have an experianced doctor. Post his name and see if anyone here has used him and if they will share their experiances. Even the most qualified doctors had a #36. Like I said, I would really do a lot of research on the doctor I guess. Im very unsure how to answer this question. Im definately on the fence.
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    Denied - Not Medically Necessary

    Can u appeal now AND go on their diet while ur waiting? Dont u get a few appeals? Then even if they deny ur appeal, at least uve started ur diet and u can appeal again after u compleat it. I know quite a few people here have a hard time with insurance and sometimes the appeals work and sometimes they dont. I never know what way to bet on it when u guys post about this. Like sometimes the appeals get approved like in days and sometimes very deserving people get denied over and over. Shhhheshhhh. Health care is so unpredictable. I knew I would be self pay form the get go so at least I didnt have to fight with some dumb insurance co. Like any of us need that stress too!
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    call me gadget gurl

    **singing** doo doo doo doo doo inspector gadet doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo inspector gadget doo doo doo doo doo doo doo go gadget go bada bada da da da da da da da da da go gadget go bada bada da da da da da da da da da "Ill get u next time gadget!!" THE END
  7. Has anyone used any of the doctors in MX for their cosmetic surgeries? Any feedback would be appreciated. It seems MUCH less expensive there.
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    Im so mad at myself I wanna cry

    Thats what I tried to do.. It didnt work. Those were THE ONLY thing I had in my cubbord and I dont even particularly like them. I got them for my daughter as a treat once in a while. So I guess nothing is safe. Even if I dont even really like it. When that sugar craving hits anything goes! I even thought about making pancakes at 12:00am! (thats when it happend) So I am throwing out the pancake batter and the poptarts today. FYI the tacktic of "eat something healthy when a craving hits; maybe ur hungry" or "try a sugar free healthier alternitive if that doesnt work" ant cuttin it for me. Maybe it works for normal people. At least I can say I gave it an honest try right?
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    Im so mad at myself I wanna cry

    Im sure u guys are right.....but I cant help that I feel so bad. Like y didnt I just eat one?! Why do I feel like its all or nothin? I have to eat the whole two pack? I just wish I could have aten one not two. Thats y I am so mad. Y do I have to be such a gluton when it comes time to cheat? I am going to go jogging. Im sure I wont burn off 500 calories, but maybe I wont be so angry with myself. I mean, so I make a bad choice, So what right? Now I should just focus on today and make good ones and get over it.
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    Skinny bitches

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! holly molly i just choked on my coffee and it shot out my nose after reading that! Thought Id share...........
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    Interesting (and funny) Comment

    Y yes it is! Congrats! That is so funny!
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    Google and your privacy

    Well I better be cause I wouldnt be getting any dates otherwise! I gotta have somethin to offer right?!
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    partners reactions

    Bumping thread
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    Jealous husbands and lovers

    HAHA u came to the land of happily married bliss here Hopeful!! I am one of the few single girls. Actually sweetie, there are quite a few threads here on this exact topic. All these women have their wonderful "DH"s (Darling Husbands) omg **gagging** JUST KIDDING GIRLS. Ur all so blessed. Im gonna bump u somethin now hon.
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    Google and your privacy

    probably someone votes but doesnt comment?
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    Stop The Presses!!!

    **KICK IN THE BUTT!!** Estella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honey what is up?! R u having one of those days? (((((((((BIG HUG)))))))))))) Sweetie, u have waited this long. Give urself a little time! How long did it take to put all that weight on? U have only been banded for less than a yr doll. Trust me u will get there. And remember u also have childeren. What a tradgity if u had the rny and ended up with dreadful complications like.........DEATH! Sweetie, I can see ur coller bones. In a few months ur gonna be a skinny bitch and Im gonna have to hate u too! j/k. WE ALL LOVE U! Honey u are more than half way there. Maybe u need a kick in the butt to get u over this plateau. Have u been eating right? Did u start walking again? Could it be time for a fill? How long have u been plateaued? Cant be too long since u have had ur band for less than a yr. That ryn surgery seriously freaks me out....like gives me the heebie jeebies. Ohhh I cant imagine letting someone rerout my intestines. **shuddering** U have us all here! If ur in a rut post mama! We will help u get over this plataeu in no time!! U can do it!
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    wanna chat?

    Ill be in there for a few common in!
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    Stop The Presses!!!

    Good stuff Christina! Totally stocked for u!
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    Anyone use the Molding Clinic

    I have heard good AND bad things about this place. There are lots of threads on this site about Molding Clinic. Do a search here, ull find tons and tons of stuff. I did one on them here when I was starting my search for a doctor too. I believe there are quite a few people here who have used them. Maybe they will post for u too.
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    Lapband Moms???

    Hey do a search! I remember a great post like a month or so ago on this exact topic. I dont know how to link things or I would do it for u. The woman had delivered and posted to share her experiance. If I remember correctly it was a very positive one.
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    I Have An Option-need Your Advice

    HYJACK OMG christina, I love ur new quote "thats Miss Bitch to u!" Thats the greatest thing Ive seen! From now on I will only address Christina as Miss Bitch and the occasional Miss BIIOOOOTCH if the need be. (its a west coast thing)
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    Who can feel their port?

    I talked to MariposaBella (estella) about this. She is close to goal weight and I think she said she may need surgery to replace the port so u cant see it. Was this u Estella? Pipe in and give ur 2 cents. We all know I suffer from CRS .............................(cant remember shit) so I really shouldnt be talking for u. Im sure the conversation is probably not quite how I remember it if it was even u I had it with! lol
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    I Have An Option-need Your Advice

    I posted something similar to this a long time ago. I would love to have my band around the bikini line, but I also would worrie about the future tummy tuck. Just a thought. U should ask ur doctor about it and post back to let us all know. If u did it under the bikini line the big scar would be covered. Sounds great to me. But noone else here has it there I think so if u wanna be the guini pig, I think that gggrrrreeeeaaaaaattttt! lol
  24. Is that what happens with the other surgeries? I dont know I have never even considered anything other than the lalpband. I know other surgeries have like high death rates because Ive been to a few other boards and they need to have specail sections to remember their friends who died with complications. Its so sad. A whole section just for all of the deaths.
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    Skinny bitches

    HEY U GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE R SUPOSED TO BE HATING SKINNY BITCHES!! HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!! HOW DID MY THREAD TURN INTO THE "NICE SKINNY BITCHES WITH GREAT REAL BOOBIES?!" lol j/k of course (lets get back on track please thankuverymuch)

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