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porclndoll

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    Name That Tune

    Oh THINJEN.....its a sad day....sad sad day! I have never seen a man do heals quite like Prince, and Im from New York~~.....All the Critics Love You in New York....Purple love and more, is all your there for, BUT DONT SHOW IT....Oh wow, that was OLD OLD OLD Prince~~~ Prince has the same affect on me, gets me in the mood....However my husband HATES him.....I had to "brave" his concerts alone. Well...The one in 86, I was with my parents...and we were in Nose Bleed at MSG. My mother is PETRIFIED of heights and birds...and well....he released doves in the beginning of the show, and where did they fly....TO THE RAFTERS~ She was hysterical! Then my father caught a contact high from all the pot smoke around us....and I got up to dance and my mother almost fainted!!!!! You should have seen all the cops escorting him into the place! It was unreal. He did Purple Rain for 20 minutes I think!!!! I have seen all his movies..Under The Cherry Moon was my favorite. Inspired me to learn to speak French....I didn't get too far with that. Sign O' The Times was on VH1 or some music channell, and my little son actually was getting into it~~ He was very impressed with the Kat Scatt.....I can do it, but it doesn't quite look the same as when she does it. I have had every album tht man ever made...from the naked horse back ride....to Musicology.....I LOVE HIM...what can I say. Hes got a quality all to himself~ No one can quite duplicate it. I think its them big Bambi like eyes~ whoa Okay....ROBERT SMITH where are you~ On Candy Stripe legs, the Spider man comes~~~~~~ AAAA I NEED SLEEP~~~~~
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    Name That Tune

    ThinJen~~~ Are you joshin me? I heard NOTHING about this. Prince getting a HIP REPLACEMENT....OH MY GOSH....THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME....HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE!!!!! This is like Elvis going for hair plugs! This is like JLo getting a bootie replacement! This is like Angelina Jolie having to get lip replacements! This is like NO MORE CHOCOLATE! How could his hip be bad enough to need replacement?? He shook it like he just didn't care too much I guess....WOW I FEEL OLD RIGHT WITH YOU!!!! All right, now youve done it....I am going to my sad place and Im going to listen to The Cure!
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    Name That Tune

    Rene~~~ OH MY GOSH I totally forgot about Pantara~ I saw them with Ozzy too. Little story about my Ozzy experience. I got tickets TWICE to see that man.. I would go to the concerts...see the openning show....and would be in the "pit". I have NO problem getting thru crowds, man handling people if I have to to get to where I need to be. I am pretty aggressive in the pit...Anyone whos been there knows you HAVE to be. Well. The first time I went to see him.....the openning band was done, and the set was changed....and the crowd was swelling. Ozzy came out on stage doing his little Ozzy walk and BAMB I was sicker than hell~ I pushed my way towards the back, the crowd was swirling. I positioned myself on a fence to hold myself up and some IDIOT comes up to me, OH BABY BABY YOU LOOK SO FINE, LEMME TAKE YOU HOME OR AT LEAST TO A HOTEL. I said Dude, you really need to get away from me, NOW~~~ He proceeded to rub my back and make lude comments, I said I AM F'ING TELLING YOU TO GET AWAY FROM ME NOOOW~ He didn't budge...sooo I threw up on his shoes! He left pretty quick after that. From the fence I dont know where I ended up...but I ended up passing out~ I came to to find my head resting in some guys lap! I looked up and said Hello? He said Oh my gosh are you okay? I said I dont know. He had his shirt off and there were like 4 or 5 military guys around us. The guy who I had my head in his lap, he said his name was Chachi. The reason this guy had his shirt off was because he was giving it to the military men to get ice to wipe down my head! This TOTAL stranger totally took care of me! His woman came around and was really really really pissed! He sat up and made sure I was okay and left! I didn't see Ozzy but for one second to come on stage! I woke up in time to see the fire works at the end of the show! The people I went to the show with had NO idea what happened to me. Then the second time he came around, the same thing happened, I was okay for the openning show....Ozzy came on in his way...and bamb! I got sick and had to leave the floor! I didnt pass out but I I have come to find out, I am claustrophobic! I couldn't tolerate being in the crowds of people and it would get me physically sick! Weird huh? But lemme tell you, I had a hell of a time convincing my mother that I wasn't drunk and I wasn't smoking anything! She pulled up to find me against another fence and sorta slumped on the floor....not the best way to find your baby!!! YIKES. MOUSE...when I saw Prince and The Time, I had my cousin with me. She had NO IDEA who the Time was, who Moriss Day is, or who Jerome is... I wanted to throw her off the balcony~
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    Do you weigh...

    Every Sunday, except last Sunday....(Wild party on Saturday thru me off for a few days)...after I go to the potty, and before I have my coffee Edit: Duh, forgot to mention, I am in my jammies at this time. Cotton pants and a tank top.
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    WARNING: BAD picture!

    I love how the one at the end is keeping one eye on the crock and the other eye on who ever is taking the picture...BACK AWAY FROM THE TAIL MAN AND NO ONE GETS HURT~~ How freekin cute are they!!!!!
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    Name That Tune

    kima~~~ DOESN'T PRINCE PUT ON ONE HELL OF A SHOW~~ I saw him back in 86 I think, at Madison Square Garden in NYC and then again at Continental Areana last year.....He had The Time with him! Oh my god JUNGLE LOVE...oeoeo...... I will never forget his shows......YUMMY Hes a little man, but holy moly can he move....
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    Fun NSV!

    WOW thats awesome!!! Those tubes are a scarey place! My son went into one at McDonalds and either got stuck or scared or something, but it caused me to FLY into one of the tubes, without the thought of oh my god Im gonna get stuck! He went thru the rest without a problem~and of course I got stuck! I yelled down to my mom, um maaa She knew what happened, she said How are you getting down? I said CALL 9-1-1...The rest of the patrones at the place, all there with thier kids having a "normal" night out were HYSTERICAL! I inched my way out, 9-1-1 was not called...and all had a WONDERFUL laugh at my expense. I have a wonderful memory and know ONE DAY I too will make it thru the tubes... Thanks for the inspiration!~ YOUR AWESOME~~
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    help

    When I get stressed out food does not want to go thru the band at all~ Its horriable. Extreame cold screws up my band too~ A slurpie almost killed me one day a while back. Ewl that sucked!! It just works itself out with the stress. It doesn't really have a set amount of time as to when it settles down. I agree with everyone elses opinion of you needing more Protein....give it a shot and talk to your doctor....
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    Giving up the Smokes

    TWIN MOM I didnt smoke prior to my surgery. I quit years ago when I found out I was going to have my son. I quit because HIS life depended on it. I got my lap band surgery because MY life depended on it. Its not by any means easy. I haven't smoked in 8 years, and I miss it. But I know that I have made the right decisions and you will too. Good luck to you~~~We are here if you need us..
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    Happy Birthday Trauma Nurse !!!

    Happy Happy Biirthday Happy Happy Biirrthday Happy Happy Birthh Day Happy Day To You~~~
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    Name That Tune

    OH MY GOD MOUSE....IM SOOO JEALOUS...YOU SAW ELVIS~~~~ HOLY CRAP!!! I would have loved to see him~ And You sparked a memory...Add Aerosmith to my list too~~~ See I love this...diversity~~~~ KEEP EM COMIN
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    Dr Kwons Holiday Party???

    Well, I didn't know this, only because I haven't been to support group in some time, but the 11/7 meeting was xcnld and moved to 11/14~~ just in case someones wondering....thought I would mention it..ehehehe A couple of us ended up showing up and standing outside talking....it was nice even though everyone wasn't there. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS PARTY! I am going to a concert the Sunday before Dr Kwons party~~~ I am going to see Stained....at the Mid Hudson Civic Center!!! I cant WAIT for that either. I love them
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    My Halloween Costume

    If I didnt my boss did. There were cameras all over that place this year. I actually dont think I got one myself,,,,but I will get my hands on one...PROMISE
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    My Halloween Costume

    Hey guys. This is the only picture I have gotten back so far with me in my costume. There will be more to come~~~ Promise!!! I was going to post on the halloween pictures thread but with all the pictures all ready up there it was taking FOREVER to get everything down loaded...my computer is old and slow and I am STILL on dial up!!! DOH!!! This is only ONE version of my costume/character. The boy with me is Andrew...He was a line person to the Seance Room. He was fun~
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    Today Is The Big Day!!!

    Im a day late finding this thread~ But I am sooo happy that everything went well~ You are going to be shocked at your results, Im sure!!!! Good luck to you~
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    Stranded on Island Fun Thread

    Okay, I am assuming there are no other "passangers" that are washed up on the shore lines dead, so we can't eat them right? I guess, for all practical purposes I would have to say 1) box of Protein bars ~ they wont spoil 2) propel, cause I can't live without that at home either 3) honey roasted peanuts 4) fat free chocolate pudding 5) cans of chicken meat ~ that wont spoil ~ it doesn't need to be fed ~ and i dont have to kill it 6) cans of tuna ~ i hate it, but if i were starving i would eat it.... 7) dill pickles 8) tostitos 9) salsa 10) Pepridge Farms Milano Cookies....
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    My Halloween Costume

    There are no Happy Places...muhhahahahahahahahaha.......(she said in a Freddie Kruger kind of a voice) I had sooo much fun with this costume!!!! Your right SuperDaddy I ROCK !!! Gotta figure out what to do next year......hey, I think I have a few months...... I am going now to see your pictures........
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    Happy Birthday Porclndoll

    Theresa~~~Its never too late to wish someone well!! Thank you very much! Jess~~ Thank you too for your well wishes. Things are things are things ya know? Thats okay...I am strong woman and I will MAKE things be better. Im a Scorpion....They are bent on survival. They walk the desert all day with their venom filled tails high in the air waiting to strike anything or anyone that may cross them.....And we have a high sex drive, but that goes with survival...(are you buying that one??) heheheheheh Have a great day everyone!!! Thank you all very very much!!!
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    My Halloween Costume

    awe dont be skeerd your super daddy!!!! that was just half of my costume!!! lemme see if i can post my "practise" pictures...it got worse than this picture thats attached!!! eheheheh
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    Prepare Now

    Holy moly....He and I have been talking for a couple of days now and I am SHOCKED! He is doing soooo good for himself! I am happy for him! He even sent me an ecard for my birthday!!! NICE~ I am so happy that we are actually talking~ Hey I guess when the world shifts on its axis its not so bad.................
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    Prepare Now

    We must prepare now!! Stock up on canned goods. Get heavy plastic...prepare an escape route!! The world has shifted on its axis this morning and I am afraid VERY AFRAID! An old old old boyfriend contacted me on Reunion.com this morning! I am not a paid member, so I couldn't email him direct, but I did update my profile and sent him a message. We are talking almost 16 years has passed since I even spoke to him! And ya know what, when curiousity is sparked in me, I will not rest till its satisfied. I would actually like to get an update on him. In my message that I sent with the profile update, I said "I have an account on yahoo....I dont think I can post it here"...but when I signed my name to the message, I used my account name.....Think he will catch on?? Dunno, but it will be interesting to see. This is sooo weird too, because I was thinking about him a couple of days ago. I was in the local grocery store and saw his cousin! I thought about talking to his cousin to find out how he was, but I didnt have that much time or energy!!! Let this be a warning to everyone, BE CAREFUL WHO YOU THINK ABOUT~ heheheheheh I did update my profile with a new picture of me...EAT YOUR HEART OUT FOOL! ehehehehehehe We dated about a year right at the end of high school. He and I had broken up and during that summer, I met the man I married.....Everyone thought that me and this old boyfriend would have gotten married...but we broke up on bad terms and it took a while for us to appologize to each other. Anyway...VERY WEIRD morning for me...Just felt I needed to warn you all about the axis shift! I am very curious to find out if he "finds" me on yahoo........I will letcha know~
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    My Halloween Costume

    This was the plain version!!! Wait till I get the other pictures...eheheh I had horns~~~ Well I always have horns, but I let them hang out for Halloween...eheheheh
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    Happy Birthday Porclndoll

    AWE YOU GUYS~~~~~ Today is actually going very well~ and I can't thank you all enough for you well wishes~~ You guys are AWESOME!!!
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    Happy Birthday Porclndoll

    !!!!!YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!! Thank you sooo much for all the well wishes. Today has been a great day! I am in such a good mood....contrubited to a wild party I went to Saturday night...its just carrying over! I am even in such a good mood that I am going to support group tonight. Just in case you have been waiting, I am going to try and post a picture of me in my costume, so it will be out there shortly hopefully! Thanks again sooo much you guys~ Love yas
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    Dr Kwons Holiday Party???

    Pacomomma Hey there...Knowing where the place is is GOOD! Kristen and I were talking about car pooling. Maybe we can all meet up in Middletown at like Walmart ... we can park our cars there and ride up together......How does that sound?? Is anyone going to support group tomorrow? Im thinking I need to go. I haven't been in quite some time and I think now is the time to get er done! Okay gaters, talk to you later

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