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maharet111

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. I had a salmon and cheese quesadilla with a lo carb tortilla!
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    Tonight...

    I took naked pictures in the bathtub for my boyfriend..and I kind of liked what I saw! Yes it is my NSV and I like it!!! Plus I am totally sex crazed at the moment..boyfriend refuses to give it up! I keep telling him I am fine but he insists on waiting 6weeks... He is a knucklehead..okay my work here is done.
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    Tonight...

    He didn't really stand a chance! Funny thing..my Jawbone recorded the sex as active time bahahaha!!!
  4. Take measurements! Even though the scale didn't move I lost a lot of inches!
  5. Yep! Same thing happened to me. It will pass.
  6. I would be showing them some sign language every time they did that to me.
  7. I actually lift up the bows and peek at the box. I weigh every day
  8. I dunno I sometimes think we post this as a contest on who is eating what. At 6 weeks I ate a 4oz piece of tilapia for dinner and had room for one bite of lettuce. I only eat for a half hour though and I eat SLOW. But I get most of it in without being sick or feeling stretched. I average about 700 calories a day just fine.
  9. I am not Irish but find these words extremely moving. Nothing without Effort/nothing without Pain Think I just found my 50 pound loss reward to myself for a tattoo idea just need a symbol to go with it.
  10. If I could wolf whistle I would so do it..great video!!
  11. Thanks!!! I love the tree of life one!!!
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    Cheese

    I loveeeeeee cheese!!! French Feta...blue cheese, light string cheese..crumbled goat cheese!!! I don't sit down and eat a whole cup but I love putting some goat cheese in my eggs or whatever.
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    Negative Boyfriend

    You all are being too nice..junk punch that guy to the curb!!! You are really cute and now it is time for you to find whatever and whoever makes you happy..but it isn't him. Good luck!
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    Frozen Yogurt Six days out?

    Omg I need some popcorn now..I get a huge laugh everyday at the food nazis.. I ate sugar free gummy bears last night..I sh1t my brains out and my stomach cramped bad! I self paid so I guess it was a 25k sh1t. I definitely want a freaking refund!!!! I won't be making that mistake again P.S. eat the yogurt or don't..it doesn't matter. What matters is you hold yourself accountable for your choices, which from what I can tell is you would have.
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    Period after Surgery

    So question..the period the month after you had surgery was it on time or late or weird? My period was due on Friday, and I have only been spotting without any glow..gross I know. There is zero chance I am pregnant..my boyfriend is paranoid about ripping stitches and insists we wait.
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    Itchy palms

    If you are taking a pain killer, see if you are taking Percocet. A side effect of some of the pain mess is the release of histamines which causes itching. I had this happen but the tops of my thighs would it h. Drove me crazy
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    Burping

    I do this weird burp hiccup thing...
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    Tonight...

    I think this qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment!! I tried the scissor position with him.. He still refused. I love him dearly but told him if we didn't get it on this weekend I was heading out to find a hot Brazilian man named Raul!!!
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    Borderline Bmi 41.3 and Kaiser

    I have Kaiser Ohio and I didn't qualify at all. BMI was too low as they set theirs at a minimum of 43. I would have had to gain another 60 pounds just to qualify. So I self paid.
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    Tonight...

    I know!! He told me that if I can't strength train until 6 weeks the sex will hurt me too. I think his vision of our sex life is different than reality..it isn't like I have a trapeze and a swing set installed in my bedroom!!! Not yet anyway
  21. I have three words for you: Hitachi Magic Wand You won't be sorry and neither will he!
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    In disbelief.....

    I totally spit my Water out laughing at your earthquake comment. Congrats OP!
  23. I might get flak for this...but pretty sure a BJ will solve the problem!!!

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