Normsbarstool

I uploaded my now famous Don't Call Me Fat video 3 years ago today. Watch it again and lol http://t.co/sWIyfmHo

I was a victim of a drunk driver and almost died. Watch me tell my experience http://t.co/akb5zRXM Pretty Chilling. @DerrickWard32 #RADD

I hate passing out drunk in the middle of a movie. Hey at least I can watch it the next morning.

You want me to go Hamm on your ass!

Who is a better person Franklin or Bash?

my youtube looks different

I just have to say The Newsroom on HBO is one hell of a good show. Catching up on the season now.

You jealous? http://t.co/5FNc8lif

Yes I lost 100lbs. Did you catch my Thank You video to the haters that inspired me to have surgery. http://t.co/ag1uOA2O

This shooting in CO Dark Knight movie is sad. I pray for the victims. How horrible. What the f**k is wrong with people.

I was stung by a bee and freaked out like a baby http://t.co/hMn7lbaA

Turn on the #Cardinals game and they start losing...turn off the game and they win. WTF

I am prepared for the impending doom of the Zombie Apocalypse http://t.co/aKv7MFHr

XL t-shirt oh how I've missed you. I think I am in love again.

That was badass what Royals fans just did to Cano. Go Carlos Beltran!

Did I have weight loss surgery? http://t.co/uSXZpul3

How many subscribers can I lose with one crappy video? http://t.co/Z1TshNrX

What the f**k is Canada Day?

I just voted David Freese to the #ASG and he promised me a pony if he gets in! http://t.co/M4mfcRZ8 #FinalVote

I am the fat f**k that threw a fit and got millions of views @danieltosh web redemption time? Please Daniel I want you truffle shuffle me.

Just saw a promo for Me @ The Zoo @ChrisCrocker hmm.. which one do I choose #ihatechriscrocker

Just set my DVR timer for @ChrisCrocker HBO doc Me @ the Zoo, Monday, June 25th at 9pm.

Norm it's time to get off your ass and get to the gym now....ahhh yes sir.