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mommy794

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. SUREEEE would be nice if my kids would not fight so much and disrepect EACH OTHER and learn to respect and act like they love each other AND respect each others belongings!!!! I envy people who kids actually LIKE each other and get along and WANT to do things with their siblings....would know WHAT that is like around MY HOUSE!!!

  2. Dependability is one of the best qualities a person can have. If you can't depend on someone to do the little things you sure wont be able to depend on them for the big things. Say what you mean, and do what you say!

  3. I'm doomed to never move up the corporate ladder. Heard on CNN that people who use profanity are less likely to be promoted or get into a management position. Sh!ttt I'm screwed!

  4. I love getting up and driving to work when I'm OFFF lol o well since I'm up I'm going to clean my car and get my oil changed and car inspected before we go on vacation!

  5. Well that was a nice surprise! My dad showed up outta the blue. He had an itchin to go fishin ;).

  6. On the pontoon Makin' waves and catchin' rays up on the roof Jumpin' out the back, don't act like you don't want to Party in slow motion I'm out here in the open Mmmmmmm...motorboatin' YES please with a side of winning the lotto, and endless summer :)

  7. No amount of travel on the wrong road will bring you to the right destination.Wise words.

  8. "Always follow your intuition. If you are convinced to go against what you believe is right, then you aren't just being played by a fool...you are becoming one!"

  9. Time to clean the house AGAIN! Too bad, It will take me all day to clean it and only 5 minutes to mess it up. Don't know who is worse, the kids, husband or pets.... I think lately with all the rain pets win!

  10. Home alone ! What to do? Nothing u say??? Lots I could be doing just not motivated to do it.

  11. Daffy duck calls the hotel office and asks for a condom. They ask him if he wants to put it on his bill? He says "Are u thucking sherious i would shufficate!!!"

  12. Children are the only people that can bring you to the brink of insanity and you will still love them tomorrow!!

  13. Happy 4th of July ! Be safe everyone and have fun!

  14. Going to the beach! Wish us luck lol ;)

  15. When life rains on your parade ... make mud pies, and get dirty :)

  16. Well according to the BMI calculator I am not over weight, I am just severely under tall!!! :( and to top it off I could get to 128 and STILL be "technically" over weight WTF??? SOOOO annoying!!! Do they think everyone should be the size of a teen ager???

  17. Stuck in an ultra slow time warp : / fast forward to 10 pm!!!! PLEASE!

  18. I got a lifeproof case. Hope it lives up to it's name !

  19. Wishing my toes were in the water & my ass was in the sand!! Hurry up Thursday!!!

  20. I keep reminding myself...Today is just one more day closer to retirement! Especially when we all get yelled at and cussed out...always makes a fun day!

  21. It's a Friday morning happy hour. A round of coffee for everyone :)

  22. I think next time I'm at a department store or retail store or any where other than work, and someone ask me if I work there ... I'm seriously gonna twist off on them! I mean really before you start yelling at someone (ME!) to come check out out at the register you might want to take TWO seconds to LOOK at them! IF the person has on scrubs most likely they don't work at jcpenny!!!

  23. 1st time with a personal trainer this morning. Pretty hard work! But it wasn't horrible ... We will see if I still feel that way tomorrow.

  24. "Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past are certain to miss the future." John F. Kennedy

  25. Nap before I have to go to work YES I do believe I will!

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