mommy794
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I keep reminding myself...Today is just one more day closer to retirement! Especially when we all get yelled at and cussed out...always makes a fun day!
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Dear Mom in heaven I'm sorry for all the bad things I did when I was a teenager. That said, can you pretty pleaseeeee take back the "I hope your kids act just like you" curse, now?
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Those who complain the most, normally contribute the least! Some people think that they are entitled to so much when they do so little!?? Why is that??? If you don't get off your ass and work for what you want then don't complain about what you don't have!
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They say a woman isn't supposed to fart burp or sweat....so therefor If we didn't b***h we'd explode!
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You know it's hot outside when you pass a field of cows and smell hamburgers and steaks, and your car feels like the bowels of hell
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Well I got the living room and kitchen clean bed stuff washed .... Now about to watch "Once Upon A Time" with my doggies
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Children are the only people that can bring you to the brink of insanity and you will still love them tomorrow!!
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So I was at HEB on 11th and the dude in front of me is buying dental floss,beer and cigarettes ... I sooo wanted to ask "Hot date tonight???" TOO FUNNY!
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Am I a Good witch or a Bad witch? Maybe I'm just good at being a bad witch. Or maybe it's that I'm bad at being a good witch. Hummmm??? The world may never know! .
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Parenting rule #1: If your teen hasn't been angry enough to mutter curses and flip you the bird after you walk away, you probably aren't doing your job!
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If you don't have anything to bring to the table .... don't be expecting me to fix your plate!
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Say what you mean, mean what you say, and let your words and actions match. If your gonna talk the talk then walk the walk.
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I think that since we have "snow days" in the winter, we should get to have "it's way too nice out to go to work today!" days during the summer, WITH PAY!!!!
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Here are the four stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus, 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus, 3) You ARE Santa Claus and 4) You look like Santa Claus!
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Attention. Attention. People of the world ... If you were sick last week but your all better now EXCEPT for the "nagging cough" I'm 95% sure you don't need to be seen 10 minutes before closing!
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