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Tosh,0 is about the craziest thing on TV!!!

I need to win the lotto ... Or find a new profession!

40 minutes til I'm off work! Can u tell I'm READY??? Lol thank goodness it's been pretty q-u-I-e-t hope it holds out!

I need a live in maid AND a masseuse ... My hip is killing me after cleaning and Scott's not here to rub it for me! Dang it! Him having to work gets in the way of my back rubs!

Watching "Pet Sematary" because Scott has never seen it! Which was a shock to me, that boy musta been living under a rock haha ... Had to buy it on eBay!

Daffy duck calls the hotel office and asks for a condom. They ask him if he wants to put it on his bill? He says "Are u thucking sherious i would shufficate!!!"

Like "THIS" if your sick of the rain already!!!

My head feels like little people are playing bumper cars inside it .... would like to go to sleep if the Advil kicks in!

Toddlers & Tiaras = scariest thing on TV! Lol

Giving 11 yea ELEVEN 6 pound EACH 3 week old pups a bath... Work out done! Haha.

Well that was a good workout! Bringing Harley and Belle to the vet lol

Well we possibly have only 10 days left so we all better make the most of it!

My get up and go has got up and ran off, and I am too tired to chase after it..bed time!

If I thought I was getting sick from being around "sick people" I would think I'm sick ALL the time! Idk how many times I hear "o I was around my so-n-so who is sick ... So I came on in.. I say do you have symptoms? No but I wanted to catch it early... WTH???

So me n Scott are watching Grease at 130am and we hear a little whiney sound. Then we hear it again louder! So I jump up he jumps up turns the light on.... Harley our new St. Bernard we've had barely over a month is having puppies WTH! We had NO idea! Just thought she was growing!! Unfortunately not full blooded but 7 girls 1 boy nonetheless! Possibly mixed w Lab we r gonna try n find out from her previous owner. So if anyone's looking for a BIG lovable loyal dog they will be ready in 7 week...

YAAAWWWNNN.. Nuff said

"Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past are certain to miss the future." John F. Kennedy

Why are the people who are the laziest and have everything handed to them for FREE while we are all busting our asses for THEM the first to complain? SMDH

You can't just talk about what u want and expect to get it. You have to get off you ass and go after what u want! Good things come to those who work for them!

Well that was a nice surprise! My dad showed up outta the blue. He had an itchin to go fishin .

I'm pretty sure I will never buy another app or song on my iPhone bc of this latest damn update and the change of the layout and the frkn small letters that I can't read!!! Sucks to be old and mostly blind

Today is 12-12-12 ! its the last time there will be a date like this in our life time. Make it a great day

Wishing my toes were in the water & my ass was in the sand!! Hurry up Thursday!!!

Putting on mascara and eyeliner in the dark by the glow of a red light ... Ya I'm a risk taker like that haha.

I believe that you DO NOT have to be a product of your environment. At some point, your past is no longer an excuse for your present OR lack of a future. ONLY you can change your life if you want it bad enough!