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O.K. this is how my day in the yea ole hell hole is going... She called me trailer trash. Oh yeah, well she called me an ugly fat B. Well, you be calling me stuff like trailer trash all the time. Oh, yeah, well you got any witnesses? CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wink2::cursing::tt2::cursing::tt2:

Janet - I truly regret telling anyone. I wish I had only told my DH and children. If anyone I know ever ask, I will say 800 cals or 16pts. a day and a lot of exercise. If I could just do that now, I'd probably be near my goal.

Hey Dave, I'm just reading around, cause I hate my freakin job. Isn't 56 kinda low. I'd do a little research on the web about this number. I've heard that too low is not good, however I have no idea what too low is. O.K. back to the ole hell hole.

OMG Karri, you are freakin blowing my mind!!! I am so proud of you!!! However, I have one question. Who is that skinny broad in your picture? The one in the orange tshirt with the nice a.., it looks like they may be buns of steel. Kari - Great job on the exercise. I just got out the pool, and damn it was cold the whole time. Who can believe 74 degrees would be so freakin cold. Phyl - I'm so happy your DD is not being mean anymore. Mine is mean A LOT!!!!!! Here's a little joke, I can't remember if I told ya'll this story already, but it's a Hoot! One morning my DD was being a little B.....H. :cursing:So I said, "DID YOU GET UP AND CALL 1 800 BITCH?" And she says, "YEAH, AND YOU ANSWERED THE PHONE." I said, "Girl, I am soooo P...oed right now, but that was damn funny." Janet - I also am in the market for a BBQ, my DH wants a cheap POS, (piece of crap) Speaking of DH, he just got home yesterday, he was in Arkansas for work all week.

Janet - Your band is surely broken, you must speak to your doctor about having it removed. You might want to get a lawyer. Only 80 plus pounds in 9months, there is no way it's working!! :cursing::thumbs_down::cursing:

Janet - Once again, it really scares me how much we are alike. When I read Ruby's post I was thinking, Hell No I wouldn't take those pills, just say I did, and nope they didn't work. I was even thinking what I could do to make the rash horrible before I go to the doc. Do you ever think how much money we saved our freakin insurance companies by getting this band, that most of us had to pay cash for? Ya'll keep talking about pictures, what pictures? :tt2:

Janet - After surgery, I didn't really have pain, just sore like I did major sit-ups. I'm not really afraid of the pain, I'm afraid of the major slicing. I will be file'd. I think when I see it I will get sick. I'm also afraid of being put to sleep and complications. The surgery center where I had LapBand was a sparkling clean vision of a hospital. This surgery will be at the local, Git her Done, hospital. It's 10:05, I've been here since 7:30 and I've p'ed 3 times, and I gotta go again. I can't stop peeing!!!!!!! I ain't got time for this. However, I am down 2lbs since Friday. Damn, this thing does work. BOUT FREAKING TIME!!! Gotta GO.................

Lizalee - I can't remember how long after my op. that mine stuck out, but I pulled them out with a twezzers. Two stiches were poking out in the port wound, and it wasn't healing completely where they were sticking out. Once I pulled them out it healed. However, I would not have done this if the wound wasn't almost healed/sealed.

Peaches - 78 to 80 degrees, aren't you in Canada? What da hells going on? :confused2:All this melting snow, we're gonna get washed off the face of the Earth down here.

Linda - When I lost weight (one of my times) I wore black spandex shorts over my black bathing suit to the beach. I thought I looked quite nice. I remember my husband saying, "Why don't you take those shorts off, you don't need them." I was like, "Oh, hell no." Ain't nobody gonna see these pasty white jelly thighs. I will be wearing the same get up again this summer.

Ruby - That's horrible news, I feel so sad for your DH. Guilt is a Bitch to get over. God Bless, I'll say a prayer for him. I went swimming today, the water was 74. Sounds fine, huh, It was very cold. Any way I was swimming laps and feeling guilty about my Dad's passing. The family situation was horrible, and I have daily sometimes unbearable guilt. I'm typing and just started crying, damn, anyway back to the story. When I got out the pool, I was laying on a lounge chair drying off and looked up in the sky. Their was a cirlcle of color, like a rainbow, but just a solid circle. So I went inside to get my daughter, cause I knew she would appreciate the beauty like I do. After she went back in, I saw God today, by George Straight came on the radio. Isn't that strange? :huh2:The next song was When I get where I'm going, by Brad Paisley.

Karri - Why cut from groin to breast bone?

Hello Everyone, Jackie your daughter is beautiful, her dress was gorgeous too., Karri - You cook for the whole week, WOW!! Can you come over? Chicken meatloaf, that sounds good! I can't remember if I posted since I got my date, my BR surgery is scheduled for June 3rd. I'm terrified! Karri - I have a question, is the plastic surgeon making you get unfilled? I told my fill nurse I was having it done and she said not to come back until after the surgery. If the docs gonna make me get unfilled, I will call and make a new appt. with the nurse. I won't see the doc until the week before surgery. The fill I just got is serious tight, I can't eat much more than mushies.

Stephanie - you are doing fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!! Karri - I am pretty sure I can run all the way to my mailbox. I just called the PS nurse to make an appointment for my breast reduction and I couldn't remember my freakin cell phone number. I couldn't figure it out, called DH no answer, called DD no answer, my secretary wasn't in here, after 15mins. I finally figured it out. If the PS won't do a tummy tuck at the same time maybe I can get him to lipo my love handles. At my smallest, I've always had love handles. :thumbup: I LOATH THEM!! ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL:cursing: I just sneezed, and the chick in my office didn't say bless you, HOW RUDE!

oops, not a turtle, a snail I knew it was something slow.

Hello All, I just got back from my fill. I got .2, and I lost 2.5lbs. Notice I changed my ticker to a turtle. Slow and steady, I'll get there someday. I drank a Slim Fast, and I want more. Liquids for two days, YUCK!:rolleyes2:

HELLO CAROL AND NICOLE CAROL IS THAT A WESTIE I SEE? I HAVE A WESTIE TOO. I HAVE A FILL APPT. TOMORROW MORNING. I THINK I'M GONNA GET A SLIGHT FILL THIS TIME. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ONE THE LAST TWO MONTHS. QUESTION; IF YOU HAVE VERY GOOD RESTRICTION SHOULD YOU HAVE TOO SIP WATER? I CAN GULP NOW. THIS FILL BUSINESS IS CONFUSING BECAUSE SOMETIMES I CAN EAT WHAT SEEMS LIKE TOO MUCH, AND SOMETIMES I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING. THAT'S WHY GETTING ANOTHER FILL IS SO CONFUSING.

Janet - I don't know about that. My nutritionist said no catfish. She said catfish is high in bad fat, and it is not good for you. One of my magazines, maybe Woman's Day, just had an article about a woman who got mercury poisoning because she was eating fish constantly. She was trying to be healthly and she almost croaked.

Karri - If you think your insurance would pay for a breast reduction maybe you should do that first cause once you are already getting a procedure they will just charge a little more for the next thing. I have a friend who had the BR paid by the insurance so the Dr. said he'd do the TT for 5000.00, Cause the hospital and the aneisti....(sp.?) is already paid for.

The plastic surgeon's office just called. My insurance approved me for a breast reduction. Now the terror sets in. I'm gonna set it up for early June.

Your laugh for the day Remember before you read this, Times have Changed O.K. Background info: so this openly gay boy is in the discipline office with me and my secretary. He wore a bra to class Tues. and made sure the teacher and others saw it, he also had on silver jelly shoes and his fake fingernails. He was majorly reprimanded! So Wed, he puts the freakin silver shoes on in gym. So today he has an in school suspension. We are discussing how we don't know when he's lying. He says I ain't gonna lie, I had dem shoes in my closet so.... My secretary says, "Boy, You know, ain't a freakin thing in your closet, everythings out your closet!"

Janet - Congratulations, you will make an excellent poster child. You've done a fantastic job! Karri - You look so happy in your pictures. Congratulations! I woke up hungry today, and I'm going to bed hungry tonight. Oprah's trainer dude said when you're hungry think of it as your body is in the weight lose mode. Okee dokee then, cause I'm freakin hungry. I staying below 1000 calories, and it's really hard.

Kari - I'm in New Orleans. It's in the lower 80's here, the pool water was probably in the 60's. I think I'm going in again today. There ain't no stopping me now. I love to swim.

Hey Everybody check out this site! http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f12/embarrassing-56493/ I think I freakin peed my pants!! :Dancing_wub::thumbup::thumbup: OMG dats damn funny!!! Monsterous melting mons:lol::drool::laugh: Kitty lift:lol::w00t::lol::lol:

Phyl - It looks like you have a wonderful family. You are blessed. Ruby - One of the ladies I go camping with had this thing called Novasure done because she was having heavy periods. I'm not sure if I spelled it right. Google it. I think they remove a layer of your uterus with a laser. You will no longer have periods. You can't do it if you still want children. Two ladies I camped with for Easter had it done. They swear by it. They said they dope you up and it takes about a minute.