joatsaint

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

I'm not lazy, I have highly developed leisure skills.

I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

Infomercials claiming that a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming a product grants wishes when combined with a leprechaun.

My feet are hurting this morning cause I've been kicking cellulite's butt all weekend! :-)

Just replaced the automatic air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. The suspense is killing me...

Finally got below 270 - kind of a milestone for me. Thats what I weighed in 2007 when I hired on at my current job.

Walmart needs a shopping cart corral at the back of the store - cause that's where I am when I realize I need one!

Found the perfect way to keep coworkers from eating my food. http://goo.gl/X2okX

I don’t always go to the gym. But when I do, I make sure everyone on Facebook knows about it.

Even though I don't care to exercise, I'm beginning to miss it when I'm hurting too much to do it.

My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

Should I be worried that I just found a box labeled "Probe Covers" in the first aid box at work?

Does running late count as exercise?

I was just wondering how skinny I’d be if I had to pedal to keep the computer on?

I'm so outta shape that when my gym gave me my pre-workout evaluation. The first machine they recommended I start on was the respirator.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. :-)

Mother Nature won't give me a break! http://goo.gl/KiWNX

Exercise is done against one’s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse!

When I exercise, I wear all black. It’s like a funeral for my fat.

I prefer sit-ups to jumping jacks. At least I get to lie down after each one!

I don’t understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That’s why I’m there. :-)

Whoo Hoo! Down 5 lbs after a 3 week stall! Can't wait to see what I weigh tomorrow. :-)

If you’re on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes…we are racing.

Anyone have a BM that was so painful that it made you yell, "Epidural, epidural!" :-P