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Anyone else feel cool doing shopping cart drifting around the corners of isles at Wal-Mart? :-P

You just know that at some point in the Vagisil commercial the director had to have said "Ok... now act like your vagina smells horrible"

If you ever start feeling bad about you life, think about the people that use selfies as their screensaver. :-P

I can turn anything you say into something dirty... Yeah, it's a gift.

I hate it when I check the time and as soon as I look away, I forget the time! :-(

I'm about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart. :-)

There really needs to be at least 2 "do you really want to post that?" pop up boxes you have to click before you're allowed to post a reply. :-P

I have to exercise in the morning... before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

My fitness instructor told me that rotating the lever on my recliner does NOT count as a curl! :-(

My fitness goal - To weight the same as what I told the DMV to put on my license.

I may not have lost all my marbles, but there is definitely a hole in the bag.

The word "muffin" was invented so people wouldn't feel guilty about eating cake for breakfast.

Why is it cute when your 3 year old presses her nose against the window at the ice cream shop? When I do it, the manager chases me off because I'm scaring the customers. :-P

My aerobics instructor told me to follow along in class the same way I would when I'm working out to an exercise video at home. So I stopped for a snack break after 10 minutes and then I just left. :-P

43 muscles to frown... 17 to smile. Therefore, frowning is the superior exercise! Thank You Grumpy Cat, for the fat burning tips! :-P

Don't know whether to be happy or a little worried... my scale said I weighed 266.6 this morning - 666... Why do I have this overwhelming urge to sacrafice a goat? :-P

I’m opening a gym called, “Resolutions.” It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks and then turn into a bar for the rest of the year!

I am a Realistic Optimist - That means I believe the glass is half full, but I also want to know what happened to the rest of the water! :;-P

How to lose yourself in a workout... imagine yourself as the world's evil overlord, chocolate causes weight loss, and everything is always in a 95% off sale.

I was working to quit my all my bad habits, but then I realized... no one likes a quitter!

Call me a procrastinator? I’ll prove you wrong someday.

Walking is a pain in the butt.. but it sure gives me a nice one! :-O

I hate opening the fridge and can’t find what I'm looking for - happiness and six pack abs. :-P

Please observe a moment of silence today - for those stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride a stationary bike ~:-P

If heat makes things expand…I don’t have a weight problem…I’m just HOT.