DeLarla

He calls the comforter on the bed the cumfarter because it's pretty much a filter, isn't it?

Yes, HeeebleahbloobeleaHnawaHnawHnaw, you may go to the restroom.

Oh, that man! I thought you meant your man-man! Thanks for the link!

Funny how marriage invents new words & phrases that nobody understands but you. I often take it for granted that we speak in tongues, which makes people look at us like, "Huh, what the heck did you two just say?" So I'll share some of our common household words and phrases that have over the years become part of our daily conversations.

The funniest thing is how these words and phrases have come full circle, and I guess I use them often enough that my whole circle of friends talks like this now. I heard a co-worker telling another co-worker to, "Stop acting so damn nibby." Then another co-worker said, "Let's order pizza, I have a hankerin." Those are both my husband's words. Here's more:

Nibby = Old women act nibby (snippity, nervous, uppity) as does my girl Pitbull when she shoves you off the couch or bed since that's where SHE wants to be.

Hankerin' = strong craving that must be dealt with

Poonage = (short for poonage-4-the-noonage) = Tampons

Be-dotes = Anything can be be-dotes. Hug be-dotes, snack-be-dotes. Be-dotes are your "whiskers on kittens."

Snurf = Successfully stealing the last piece of bacon or food that doesn't belong to you

Pinch & squirt = We take our dogs to the park, where they pinch and squirt

Hootie-Hoo = An oral favor given to a man

Strappin on the Feed Bag = dining out

Fine Dining = midway food like corn dogs & meat-on-stick

Fine, I'll get it back on track.

HIGH COUNT COTTON SHEETS, fresh out of the dryer after using both Downey and Spring Bounce, huge fluffy $100.00 pillows piled on top of a feather down comforter. Dogs & man snuggled in tight.

That's my "whiskers on kittens."

Uht oh... DeLarla's been in binge mode and her bows are sideways. I never even realized thin people have straight bows but I'm an extremely anal retentive perfectionist so forget about being healthy, I need to slim down to have straight F-ing bows!

It's damn sexy, THAT'S what it is! Needs kissed by a hot man!

Okay, get this track back on thread please.

Sue, you talk in riddles! What guy, what office, where on Green Valley Parkway and can I get anything free out of it?

Paul, you just gotta start a whole new thread worthy of such a brilliant idea, or at least bury it in the litter. This is worthy of it's own land! But since you hijacked my thread:

1) What's the difference between an orange?

Depends on whether it's a Granny Smith or Fuji.

2) What color is your radio... true or false?

Falsetto in acapelo.

3) Do you pack your lunch or walk to work?

I really do hate lima Beans.

My gosh, Sue. I could slap you! All this time I've been envisioning someone so much larger than your pre-op weight, and now your body looks like a normie! Okay, where do I sign up for one of them fancy bypass operations? And as far as poop smelling, mine hasn't been the same since pre-band but I use a "sexual Febreeze" called Between the Sheets (yes, Slumber product) that's made with talc and absorbs odors and leave the room smelling like Pear Blossoms.

I'm waiting for one of two things to happen:

1) I'll win battles with my two insurance companies and they'll eventually pay my stacks of bills from my countless band-related complication surgeries

OR

2) What's that bankruptcy attorney's number?

Hopefully I can start bypass proceedings and avoid bankruptcy proceedings! Sue, thank you for being here. WE NEED YOU!

kitty litter, straight from the package.......

NEW SIZE TRIPLE X, NON-BINDING DEPENDS. Meow!

The Band is innocent until proven guilty! Just because someone with a band dies, doesn't make it band related, and even if it was band-related that shouldn't shut down an entire obesity surgical center unless there's a lot more dirt being uncovered behind the scenes. My heart goes out to that poor kid's family.

There's more than just TV, like sitting on the computer.

I think all the kids were great (except chicken Little, he didn't belong.) I could watch Puck n' Pickler all day, now that's entertainment!

Every one of them deserves support and applause for living MY dream! I'm happy for each and every one of them because it's proof that dreams really do come true, even for kids like chicken Little! And THAT is why American Idol is so special.

What are a few of your favorite things?

Geeze, not another Depends! Penni, I knew you'd understand.

Hey, why don't you just keep rescheduling your surgery for next week, then for next week, then for next week. You are so nervous you can't eat? That's a great diet! But like the always Vines already said, noboby can make the decision but you.

Follow your instinct, and good luck to both of you.

Did anyone get the messagers from last night? I can't find them in the litter. Thanks.

I like the name Pajamas.

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Alex, any chance of banning members like I8everything or anyone that continues attacks outside LBT considering she sent PMs to me and several members warning us to "watch out" while telling us to suck big fat male organs (only she uses much more colorful words?) I'd like more information please, like what are we watching out for, a drive by shooting? The fact she used LBT to contact my company by cutting and pasting MULTIPLE MULTIPLE MULTIPLE insane ramblings is also considered bad LBT etiquette, dontcha think?

Actually, you can just laugh this one off because I've got it from here but you might let members know that slamming lies outside of LBT into personal lives is not only not very nice and bad on-line etiquette, but it can potentially warrant legal action. Thanks

Alex, any chance of banning members like I8everything or anyone that continues attacks outside LBT considering she sent PMs to me and several members warning us to "watch out" while telling us to suck big fat male organs (only she uses much more colorful words?) I'd like more information please, like what are we watching out for, a drive by shooting? The fact she used LBT to contact my company by cutting and pasting MULTIPLE MULTIPLE MULTIPLE insane ramblings is also considered bad LBT etiquette, dontcha think?

Actually, you can just laugh this one off because I've got it from here but you might let members know that slamming lies outside of LBT into personal lives is not only not very nice and bad on-line etiquette, but it can potentially warrant legal action. Thanks

The place where my pouch used to be is what I call my stomach now, which always feels sour and sore, kinda burns. I'm sure if I ate bland small portions for awhile I'd feel better. The whole band thing was probably a bad idea for me since the problem is all in the way I think about food. Fix the thought process and the eating should follow - in a perfect world.

Do you get PB/stuck kinda feelings with your belly now?

Unlock my shit.