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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. I have my glasses on and it's just CG being mean and nasty, mean and nasty. BTW She's PMSing, thats why all our Banded Bs took off.
  2. That was not funny and don't encourage her!
  3. Girl you are crazy!!! Trip me like that after I told you how much I wuv u!!!!
  4. Are they penguins?
  5. Well it does sound like it has a rough life. Be patient with your wife, she could be going through menopause which can mess you up for quite a few years. I never met a man who ever thought they were getting enough! Hang in there! No pun intended
  6. How can he guard the princess's if he's got a cold?
  7. Is he holding his breathe? His face is blue.
  8. P S s asking questions is how you learn. No one minds questions.
  9. Shhhh, don't tell CG aka pppb
  10. I am 56 and was banded 10/15. Lovethenewme told you what to expect from the band, so I'll tell you my experience with the surgery. I can't say I was in a lot of pain from the surgery itself, but the gas they pump into you has your stomach so distended, it is uncomfortable, but not unbearable. They give you a liquid pain med , which helps and puts you to sleep. The best thing you can do from get go is get up and walk, walk, walk. That gets rid of that gas. I never had the shoulder gas pain ppl talk about. I was able to swallow my b/p, prilosec& arthritis medicine whole after 1 wk. I cut them up before then. Like LTNM said, read everything you can and be prepared. I wish you the best on your journey!
  11. I think everyone is different. I am totally satisfied with my 1/2 to 3/4 c of full liquids for 4 hrs. Where I'm reading everyone else are starving.
  12. Are you getting in your protein and water quota? That was about the time I went through a tiredness, but not connected with eating.
  13. You can't ask a FL girl that, remember hanging chads!!!
  14. I have to get hub dinner .TTYL
  15. LOL, I thought your bd was early in Nov. I bad!
  16. PPPB , What r u doing??? Come play with us. We miss u! You are a beautiful princess!
  17. Really sorry you are going through this! I know it's difficult, been there done that. Just hang strong and do the best you can. My T&P are with you!
  18. Stop drinking in the morning!

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