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alley-gator

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    alley-gator got a reaction from Tink22-sleeve in Plication?   
    I researched plication thoroughly before deciding on the sleeve. They don't turn the stomach inside out, they fold it over on itself and sew it...think of a pumpkin role. You can watch Dr. Cottam do it on YouTube, who is my surgeon BTW. We talked about it but they are finding that it is not reversible like they thought.... The stomach grows together over the stitches and there is a lot of scar tissue. If you really want to know about it, I suggest you go to sleeveplicationtalk.com or the lap band forums and look for the plication section.
    In the end, if it is not reversible, then sleeve is a much better option imo.
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    alley-gator got a reaction from tpietrowski in Okay, Ladies...Easier Orgasms?   
    Ooooh yeah. easier orgasms, more orgasms, more natural lube, better positions...and horny as hell!
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    alley-gator got a reaction from NtvTxn in Okay, Ladies...Easier Orgasms?   
    Ooooh yeah. easier orgasms, more orgasms, more natural lube, better positions...and horny as hell!
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    alley-gator got a reaction from Amberlydw8 in Okay, Ladies...Easier Orgasms?   
    Ooooh yeah. easier orgasms, more orgasms, more natural lube, better positions...and horny as hell!
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    alley-gator got a reaction from LMFAO575 in Okay, Ladies...Easier Orgasms?   
    Ooooh yeah. easier orgasms, more orgasms, more natural lube, better positions...and horny as hell!
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    alley-gator got a reaction from ebonisekim in Okay, Ladies...Easier Orgasms?   
    Ooooh yeah. easier orgasms, more orgasms, more natural lube, better positions...and horny as hell!
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    alley-gator got a reaction from GeauxForIt in Okay, Ladies...Easier Orgasms?   
    Ooooh yeah. easier orgasms, more orgasms, more natural lube, better positions...and horny as hell!
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    alley-gator got a reaction from skinnygirlinside in Okay, Ladies...Easier Orgasms?   
    Ooooh yeah. easier orgasms, more orgasms, more natural lube, better positions...and horny as hell!
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    alley-gator got a reaction from Mozzy562 in PCOS sisterhood.   
    I have had pcos for 13 years, and never got periods on my own. Did 2 years infertility treatments before getting pregnant finally. Since surgery 6 weeks ago I have had 2 perfectly timed periods and I ovulated on my own in between. My hair growth is mainly on my face, and I've noticed that getting better. It grows slower. Hopefully it will keep getting better....the weight hasn't been coming off super quick for me, I've lost 32 total, 14 preop & the rest in 6 weeks since surgery...I hate pcos!
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    alley-gator got a reaction from Tekara3927 in Okay, Ladies...Easier Orgasms?   
    Ooooh yeah. easier orgasms, more orgasms, more natural lube, better positions...and horny as hell!
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    alley-gator got a reaction from amytug in Beyond Frustrated   
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    alley-gator got a reaction from enuff_is_enuff in Why am i craving sex   
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    alley-gator got a reaction from lth11 in Back to school!   
    Here is the box I use, it was 7 dollars for a pack of 4 and its turned out great! It even has measurements ob the sides.

    [ATTACH]8206[/ATTACH]
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    alley-gator got a reaction from aroundhky in Ok, might have to turn in my man card for asking this....   
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    alley-gator got a reaction from ProudGrammy in I hate this surgery.   
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    alley-gator reacted to Nicolanz in People and their ridiculous expectations....   
    Amy, you can post about whatever you like. You don't need to do a search or follow anyone's criteria. There are new people on this forum joining daily. I think those who are so bored or annoyed with the topics need to LOG OFF! Whining about whining is just as annoying. I personally like to come on the gastric sleeve forum to talk about the gastric sleeve and all it entails. I'm not sure what people expect.
    If each topic were only talked about once....well....I think we'd all be done here.
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    alley-gator got a reaction from Capricornrose in I hate this surgery.   
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    alley-gator got a reaction from fatGreek in I hate this surgery.   
    Actually I do see the humor lol.
    Maybe if we change the subject people can stop having knee jerk reactions to a thread that was posted as a rant when someone was having a bad day.
    Mmmm....Greek food....
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    alley-gator got a reaction from gmanbat in Floridians?   
    Gmanbat you should stop beating the old folk. Having a smokin wife doesn't mean you can beat people up.
    Here I always thought you were such a gentle guy.
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    alley-gator got a reaction from amytug in I hate this surgery.   
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    alley-gator got a reaction from banditchic in I hate this surgery.   
    This has got to be one of the worst things I have read on this forum. If all you can do is attack people with your snarky, condescending, self righteousness then please refrain from posting on my threads in the future. I didn't post here to be attacked & treated like an idiot. Responses like yours are the reason that new members are afraid to post, because they don't want to be treated this way. For you to assume that I must have gone into this blindly is completely judgmental. I researched for over a year, and my form of research was more than looking at before & after photos. I read medical journals, research studies, death rates, complication rates, personal stories...I knew exactly what I was getting into physically & emotionally. That doesn't mean it isn't hard, and that there aren't moments of regret. And someone in that moment needs support that they did the right thing. They need a safe place to vent, not to be talked down when they are already feeling badly. It isn't as if I ate a cheese burger 10 days out and came here asking for absolution and to be cottled. I came here venting that I was frustrated with this process which, last I checked, doesn't mean I am the uneducated idiot you make me out to be.
    In the future you should refrain from commenting on peoples post until you can say something constructive that adds a useful voice to the conversation instead of beating someone over the head. But I don't know, maybe that's how you treat one another in the outback.
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    alley-gator got a reaction from TD41 in Warm feeling in my back when I eat?!   
    That's strange all my time reading here I have never heard of that!
    For the first 2 weeks my ears and then entire head would buzz loudly while eating or drinking but its gone now. There are some strange things that happen after this operation!
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    alley-gator reacted to lessofmeismore in I think my nightmare has come true.....   
    Put away the scale and log your measurements.
    You know from being here on the boards that the scale is the enemy to our happiness
    Be happy!!!!
    6 months from now you will be me telling another new sleever
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    alley-gator reacted to fatGreek in I hate this surgery.   
    Sorry to barge in but alley-gator did not start this bickering if you read entire threads. If you have not the time to read the threads I suggest you reframe from making judgements.
    Peace and love to all of you.
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    alley-gator got a reaction from Keepgoing247 in my pants fell down   
    Today my niece told me I couldn't wear the jeans I was wearing anymore, because they were falling off. I put a tighter pair on, and while I was walking with my hands full my pants fell down, literally last my bum. Good nsv.

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