StrangelyNormal
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This is totally off subject but have you ever thought about writing? As a career? You have a way of reaching your reader that very few writers possess. As I read your posts I'm literally enthralled with the story. It is akin to watching a suspenseful movie and sitting on the edge of your seat in anticipation. I do hope you continue to keep us updated on your health and appreciate such an eye-opening account of what can go wrong.
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Faith is taking the first step,even when you don't see the whole staircase.- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Hire would the toilet tissue stay put on the spoon? This is so funny
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Omg... I guess in the hospital.... I could have done without that visual! Lmbo
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Yeah but u wouldn't need that after the surgery. Would u? Maybe if u were too large before surgery and all of those posts are about after surgery
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I'm probably wrong but i thought it meant u use the wooden spoon to help u vomit up what gets stuck
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Read this and thought I would share.You know you are a Gastric Surgery Patient When…
ü I have a date" does not mean you're going out.
ü You have baby food in the house and no baby.
ü "I'm a loser" is a good thing.
ü All of your silverware says Gerber.
ü A wooden spoon isn't just for cooking.
ü "Welcome to the other side" doesn't include death.
ü New clothes fall off in a week.
ü You get excited ab
out hand me downs.
ü The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says "one at a time please".
ü Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.
ü "Just Water for me please".
ü Hitting the "Century Mark" is actually a good thing.
ü You can be touched by an angel and still not be considered crazy.
ü When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.
ü When you get excited that your incision was "only 4 inches".
ü When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip club.
ü Other women are calling you names behind your back.
ü When you are glared at in the plus size department because you don't "belong there".
ü When you really don't have a thing to wear.
ü You have to prove you are the person on the driver’s license.
ü You start being in the pictures not behind the camera.
ü You want to hug everyone fat and hand them your surgeon's card.
ü You are never parted from a bottle of Water
ü When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your meal.
ü Being too small for your britches.
ü When the only way your nipples are where they belong is to roll them up' date=' position them with your bra and secure with a ponytail holder.
ü When you go pick up your child at school and all the other kids say WOW you're mom is hot.
ü When you go to the mall and take the first available space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to the door.
ü You truly are a "cheap date".
ü When one drink makes you flipping floozy!
ü When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping sound.
ü You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your scar.
ü Vitamins feel like a meal.
ü You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't have a breast reduction.
ü You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school friend who asks "did you change your hair?"
ü You can cross your legs... both of them
ü Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They Went Bra
ü When your obsession from food turns to your scale.< /p>
ü They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of life to extricate you from a turnstile.
ü No more Velcro shoes
ü Tongs are no longer to fry chicken.
ü "Checking for leaks" no longer includes your panties
ü When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying your fine washables
ü Your mother says "You don't eat enough"
`ü When your doctor looks you in the eye and says "I know you will have success with this."
ü Having sex your husband complains that your hip bones are poking him.
ü You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire
ü When you wave and your upper arms wave back
ü You safety pin your underwear
ü Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking around with some skinny mistress
ü Cannot blame the cat for shedding
ü Cancel your Lane Bryant Credit Card
ü 3 Lean Cuisines a week and that's your total grocery purchase
ü The kids wonder what happened to the cake and cookie god...did he die???
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And we aren't allowed gum. That is really gonna bother me. Thanks for watching my videos. I didn't think anyone tuned in lol
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Lol busted! I'm just saying i don't wanna taste bad and i damn sure don't want to taste anything bad on someone else who is in ketosis.
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Oh me too. I'm so ready. Do u have to do a pre op diet? I have a10 day pre op
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I could be a man in drag. U never know
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I'm just thrilled to have bumped into u
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I know diet changes the way u taste whether Ur a man our a woman. Lol i just don't want to taste like what i eat a lot of after...like fish! Lmao
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Awesome! Ur my sleeve sister! I'll be at the MAR surgery center. Then I'll be at the Reàl Del Rio, which is a super cool hotel. We're gonna be they're till the 18th. What about u? U should join our Facebook group. Lotta support there. If u wanna join it is a private group by invite only. Just send a friend request to april Davis gilley. Also I'm filming the journey at www.YouTube.com/shesstrangelynormal
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Sometimes if a woman feels insecure she distances herself emotionally bc if u were to leave her it won't hurt as much. This is one way people (men and women) self-sabotage relationships. "well he's gonna leave me anyway so it may as well be on my terms"
What she needs is to be reassured Ur in this together. Regardless of weight loss or gain.
You need to make up your mind whether you truly want to be together or whether this honeymoon phase with your weight loss is going to turn Ur head at other girls that pay you more attention.
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There's an entire forum devoted to sleevers by month
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You're not the fat friend any more. Ur "competition"
Sad but true
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You're right... It sounds scary, but out is fun to say