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KristeyK

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  1. Little boy kills a butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks! Boy kills a honeybee. Dad says no honey for 2 weeks! Mom kills a cockroach, boy turns to Dad and says are you going to tell her or shall I.

  2. Hi! Sorry it took me a while to respond...had final exams and papers due. YUCK!

    It sounds like we hit the preop diet stage at the same time. I cannot STAND it, but I DID make my preop goal, so I am happy about that. JUST A FEW MORE DAYS!!! YAY!!!!

  3. YUM! Nana's Kitchen - Mexican Food Tucson, AZ is the deal today on Groupon. WOOHOO!!!!

  4. OMG- I am soooo bored today! I need some major caffeine to get through one more hour of lecture and the four hour lab today. Gah!!!

  5. OMG...football season is so close I can taste it. YAY!!!! Getting psyched for some pigskin!!!

  6. Yay!!! Didn't have to spend money on tires. They were just way our of balance. Now to get the front brakes done. I know- y'all are so jealous of me aren't ya?

  7. The Brat has been up for an hour now. He's been talking NON-STOP for an hour now.

  8. I came here to ask what you did for a living with your screen name. LOL. How far into school are you? (I'm one year out from my RN degree, which is the ONLY reason I figured out the name. LOL!)

  9. Anyone have ideas as to how to cook patty pan squash? I have several I need to cook TODAY.

  10. Even though I was BORED off my rocker today, I LOVED my day in PICU. I really think Peds is my "thing" in nursing. LOVING this rotation. YAY TMC!!! (Just do something about the parking! lol)

  11. Another Friday, another clinical rotation. PLEASE let today go by quickly! (In the PICU today. WOOT!)

  12. Hi Kami!!! I used to live in Chandler, still make it up there several times a year. (Tucson has crummy shopping. LOL) My surgery is going to be at Northwest Medical Center here in Tucson. I am SO PSYCHED!!!!

  13. Florida is the first State that will require drug testing when applying for welfare (effective July 1st)! Some people are crying this is unconstitutional. How is this unconstitutional? It's OK to drug test the people who work for their money but not those who don't? Re-post if you want all states to follow!!

  14. OK Elementary school teachers...HELP! Jack's supply list has dry erase markers on it. Do I get him plain black or the set with the colors? :D

  15. Tomorrow, Facebook will change its settings to allow zombies to enter your home and eat your brains with a spork as you slumber. To stop this from befalling you and your loved ones, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains and uncheck the "Tasty" box. 99% of you won't repost because you're zombie sympathizers. Shame on you.

  16. My whacky kid just let me know that he can see in the dark because he likes carrots. LOL. (Yes, he really is wide awake at 0250!)

  17. Trying to watch Paranormal Activity. I'm only 15 minutes into it and think I am DONE with this lame ass thing. I blame Blair Witch for this type of movie. UGH.

  18. Just did 20 minutes of Zumba on my Wii. Wow...I am way more out of shape than I thought, and that says a LOT! It was fun though.

  19. Wow...I just realized that I only have three weeks until I become the mother of a KINDERGARTNER! Seriously...where have the last five years flown?

  20. I kind of find it sad and funny that the word "Decepticons" came programmed into my phone, but Auto Bots wasn't...Hmm.....

  21. "when the space shuttle returns, we should all dress up like apes." - Every Man

  22. Dear Mr. President, I heard you say you will not guarantee SS checks if the debt ceiling isn't raised. Why is it the scare always has to do with SS, Medicare, & our Soldiers pay? Why not stop your own pay or all of Congress to save much more money for our country? Why use the Seniors, Soldiers, & our Needy as examples? Take the money from those who take no risks and reap the benefits? Repost if you agree.

  23. Dear Trico Electric Coop,Are you guys INSANE? I keep my air set at 80 when I'm home, 84 when I'm not. I turn off lights when I am not in a room. I only use my ceiling fans when I am in said room. What else do I need to do to keep my electric bill under $280.00??? Why is it that I used twice as much with Tucson Electric Power and my bill was FAR less than half that amount?YOU SUCK!

  24. Seriously...Psych nursing from a scholastic standpoint SUUUUCKS. I read my book and wonder how ANYONE can be an RN in a psych facility. (And thankfully, people do, because this class is going to drive me to an inpatient facility! lol)

  25. I am off every Saturday and Sunday!

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