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babygrl1234

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  1. D I'm sorry. The way you described it was like you didn't know it was a boner. I am a blunt person. I would have understood "Hey my dog has a non stop boner as if he ate a bottle of viagra." If it is a perma bone then yes call the vet.
  2. I want to get some of that unflavored stuff and put it in my fruit smoothies. Oh J can i read it next?
  3. http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f82/taco-lentils-35447/
  4. Yeah we do seems to add like 5 pages a day. I pretty much have no life lol. Actually I think i just need more work to do. Or I need to slow myself up.
  5. Cute. And that was all I was going to write but my messsage needs ten characters in order for it to post.
  6. I really want one of these... FABulous 50s pink POODLE LAMP
  7. Google master has to do no workie since J is on the prowl. Morning HP
  8. Listen J I hang out with a lot of crack whores, okay. Limburger is one of the better scents. JC I throw a wicked mean elbow. DH and I tivo that Human Weapon show and I always pause it and make him let me practice the moves on him.
  9. It is a pain in the butt for me. I never had any real training on it. Most of what I have learned has been through looking through the instruction manual. We use this and scan modul for our stock replenishment and I am the one who has volunteered to make all of our bar codes and such for the items in our deparment (OR supplies), since no one else was doing it. Well now that has manifested into me doing them for everyone(entire hospital). I don't mind helping out but I feel a bit taken advantage of. Plus I have had no training and this crap is not interfacing properly. Okay even if you have no clue what I am talking about I feel better venting about it lol.
  10. Well you mix red bull and jager to make a jager bomb....delish As a side note I effing hate Peoplesoft right now....ugh
  11. And red bull. Sugar free of course.
  12. If they are against tequila then just break out the Jager.
  13. I am eating some friut salad. Yeah no relavance. Sorry.
  14. Hey I tried to save you from dousing yourself in parm. Now you are goig to smell like a stinky foot all day.
  15. Yummy string cheese. I have a good recipe for cheese sticks using stringy cheese. Speaking of good recipes I made some delish chicken last night. 1 c of parmasean cheese mixed with 1 dry packet of italian dressing dip chicken in eggbeaters and roll around in the parm cheese mixture (the chicken not yourself) bake at 400 for 25 minutes or until cook through, put broiler on for the last 5 minutes or so Holy yummy yumminess.
  16. Oh and JC I did beat up a boy once when I was in Jr. High. Best in school suspension I ever earned.
  17. Yep. Going to the UP (that short for upper penninsula not full word up opposite of down) is like going to another country eh? I am going to see my Aunt and Grandma and cousins so I am excited. I only see them a few times a year. I keep having this hilarious mental pic of D giving her pup a hand job. D I love you. The first time I saw that it kind of freaked me out too. It's like a regular thing around the house though. Every other day I hear my Dad say "Buddy put away that boneyard" lol
  18. Oh an B sorry about the doggie issues. If I were in town I would give that vet a drop kick to the face.
  19. Oh oh oh oh Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive.......new day new dry thong. No more sexy bike pictures to get all hot and bothered about. JJ we will have to rain check the bike thing until next week. I am going out of town until next Thursday. Don't worry though yoopers have computers too lol. But yes I do wanna go. And I have no hubby for a week =) J sorry about the girlfriend thing. I hope you get to see her soon. JC only you would say that you are in axcruciating pain and follow it up with it's not that bad nly mildly annoying. Beast i tell you, Beast. D I have seen that happen to my parents dog. I am not quite sure how to tell you this but I am 99% sure your dog has a boner.
  20. D I just creamed my panties over that bike. Screw you and your bad ass exercise JC. Just kidding. You are effing awesome and my super hero right now. J do you have a myspace?
  21. I love thongs. No floods here. At least not in the house. The normal floods we get when it rains is here.
  22. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
  23. JC hearts panties =) And flaming farts
  24. Juli the myspace is blocked here too. WTF.

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