Xandy&Zak'sMum

is loving Xander's jokes. Here's the one he just told me: Mummy, I can't it eat. It's TOO nummy!"

needs a chiropractor and a massage therapist. Anyone willing to work for homemade cookies?

really, really enjoyed having all 4 of her boys together today. It's been too long!

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only has 2 more sleeps until the Royal Melbourne Show! CAN'T WAIT!!!!! The kid in me is dying to get out! I'm way more excited than my little boys, how sad is that? lol

is happy to see the sun shining, but it's be one of those days where I wish I could have slept all day...

Hi! Thanks for the post. Doing OK, weight is coming off slowly because I still have a problem with chocolate that the band doesn't fix, but at least I am losing weight. Have lost 20kg since the beginning of my journey last year. How is everything with you?

my heart goes out to the people of Christchurch.

is back home. We had a wonderful vacation, but it will be good to sleep in my own bed again....

had a fabulous day at the Heritage farm and Koala Conservation Centre. Both places were fascinating!

has been married to Mr. Right 4 years today. <3 Love you Sweetie....

had a wonderful afternoon at the beach. Perfect temp, nice breeze, we had the beach all to ourselves. Xander and Zak had a blast. Love vacations!

just saw the little penguins come out of the Ocean. How AWESOME! Xander and Zak loved it too. Such beautiful little animals. <3

is LOVING Philip Island! Just hoping for warm weather and sunshine this week.

only has 2 more sleeps until Philip Island! YAY!!!!

thinks we got a small taste of Yasi tonight. I don't think I have ever seen so much rain at once in my LIFE. Our patio flooded, almost up to our door. Thank goodness it's slowed down a bit.

is wondering why poor Queensland must continue to suffer. Read this morning that Yasi is the worst storm to EVER hit Queensland. Just seems unreal; one thing after another...

is bracing herself for a REALLY hot day. Just turned on the a/c but don't think it's going to help much.

loves how her 4 year old Xander says "Scuse me" to the cat when he needs to go past him.

thinks it FINALLY feels like summer in Australia. Not saying I love the temp being over 30 degrees, but at least it feels like summer.

3 pieces of string walk into a bar. First piece asks for a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, I can't give you a drink. You're a piece of string." Second string asks for a drink, and is also told he can't have one; he's a piece of string. Third piece of string unravels his end, messes it up and asks for a drink. The bartender says again sorry... no drink. You're a piece of string. To which it replied "A frayed knot".

is off to Scienceworks with family today. Should be loads of fun, I have a feeling Xander is gonna LOVE IT!

had a great Australia Day with her family. So glad brother in law and his wife could go with us. <3 family

loves being in Australia. A beautiful country with beautiful people.I still sometimes miss my old home, but my new home is where my heart is. <3 Happy Australia day everyone!!! Advance Australia Fair...