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Dedicated to the Sleeved!

There once was a gal who was fluffy,

And all too often quite stuffy,

With allergies galore

Would frequently snore

And sneeze till her eyes were all puffy.

 

Her health was a problem for sure,

Sleep apnea, CPAP, she'd endure.

Blood sugar quite high

And her knees gave a cry

When long or short walks were the cure.

 

And then one day she was sleeved,

Oh yes – her symptoms relieved

With a svelte figurine

She appeared so serene

A new she could hardly be believed.

 

Her family and friends all agreed

Her coworkers and boss true indeed

With support and some love

And with thanks up above

Her fluff was snuffed by her sleeve.

 

(Ok ...i was bored at work)

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melissa77

LAP-BAND Patients

too funny!!! lol!!!

Ruby

Gastric Sleeve Patients

very cute.. :rolleyes:

weho

LAP-BAND Patients

I love it!

smacbeth

LAP-BAND Patients

aw this is so cute! :)

Rhiannon222

LAP-BAND Patients

i love it what a great way to put you in a great mood

Just-A-Gem

Gastric Sleeve Patients

LOL. Great poem!

LVbigmom

Gastric Sleeve Patients

Just shared on my Facebook account, thanks!

Helen the Cat

LAP-BAND Patients

Garden Diva, TOO, TOO funny! I love it. thanks for sharing! KathyD49

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