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Help!!

I think I have a clot in my nose... if I take a picture can you tell me what you think I should do?

 

Also, I ate chips and salsa in my post-op phase, do you think I hurt my band?

 

Can you tell me what to eat?

 

Why is my cat losing more weight than me... We eat the same diet?

 

OMG PEOPLE... GET SERIOUS. This is not a game. I get so depressed reading this crap! I think I will take a mini vacation. I need a tranquilizer to keep this crap from driving me insane.

 

Do these people think we are not working our butts off to do this? Who the F U C K told them it would be easy?

 

Rant off... sorry having a bad morning... hope yours is better!

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dee257

LAP-BAND Patients

Grammy you crack me up...did you at least put some melted cheese on the chips...you know protein first !!!

dee257

LAP-BAND Patients

I hope you covered them chips with lots and lots of melted cheese...

Youknow the rules..protein first !!!

dylanmiles23

LAP-BAND Patients

Thank you for the great laugh. Sorry to hear you're having a bad morning.

Throw a snow ball at someone you hate and you'll feel better.

dylanmiles23

LAP-BAND Patients

You are very funny. I am sorry you're having a bad day.

I hate blood so don't show me any.

You can have my snow and the snow that is coming back tomorrow.

☠carolinagirl☠

LAP-BAND Patients

this was just funny to me and its sad at the same time as it is also is partially true as some of these questions are asked and you have to wonder, do they really listen to the seminar, the dr, the nutritionist or are they just going through the motions to have the surgery??

the magical surgery..its magical if you use this valuable surgery correctly.

that choice is up the the person

Maddysgram

LAP-BAND Patients

Come a little closer, can't quite see your nose.lol. I'll tell you how to fix it though. Take a bowl of ice cubes and set it on kitchen table. Now sit in a chair in front if it, bending over and sticking your nose into the ice, wait 1hr. When the hour is up remove face from bowl and IMMEDIATELY bunch yourself really hard in the nose, b/c I know that is you Suzie, Chez would not write such a post.

Go back to where you came

from Suzie and give us back our grammy!

We'll never love you like we do grammy! Bahahahaha

Thats All Folks

LAP-BAND Patients

Dear lawd, you just almost made me nurf water out my nose laughing!!!

Spot on... you're SO right!!

Domika03

Gastric Sleeve Patients

OMG, you cracked me up because I was wondering where you were going with this?

Send pics... LOL...

kca1fan

LAP-BAND Patients

I think there are a lot of people getting their lap band and care from bad places that don't educate and give proper info. They just wanna get em in get there money and if they succeed they succeed and if not oh well maybe we can make a little more off them with removal or revision.

I am so glad I have the surgeon and his team that I do. Unfortunately I don't think everyone does. When you team that poor care/ info with a lack of common sense you get failure.

CaGottaBand

LAP-BAND Patients

Ah ha ha ha ha!!!!! You are too funny Grammy!

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