I have a new song I sing while walking on the treadmll

99 pounds of fat on my a##

99 pounds of fat

Lose some fat, gain some muscle

98 pounds of fat on my a##

and so on...

Hey, I wrote a song, too... after reading about the worst PB experience, ever.

"I don't want to throw up, I'm a Bandster Rules Kid

There's lots of rules that Bandsters learn to help us to live

There's Chew to Goo and Eat Real Slow

and Water to Sip Sip Sip

I don't want to throw up cause, baby if I did,

I wouldn't be a Bandster Rules Kid."

Maybe not as good to exercise to, but it's an option.

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Y'all are way too funny! I've only written depressing and dark haiku

Hey, I wrote a song, too... after reading about the worst PB experience, ever.

"I don't want to throw up, I'm a Bandster Rules Kid.....

Was I your inspriation for this song? good one......

And here I thought I was going to get some ideas of up beat tunes to exercise to...lol

Althought those are pretty cute.. Maybe If I sing them really fast and to a disco beat..lol

Amy

Celeste,

Great song!! Makes me want to have a beer though.LOL

ROFL !!!

Some good tunes to exercise to are: Fat Bottom Girls followed by Another One Bites The Dust

LOL! Thanks ladies!

Was I your inspriation for this song? good one......

All that stuff about Trish and the PB from Hell plus definitions of PB, URP, etc. on Kare's Confession thread. All I kept thinking was "I don't want that! I never want to throw up!" Anyway, it just came to me...

I love the songs!!! I never thought to make up songs!! Ya'll are so smart! I actually have the Queen CD with those songs and will have to pull them out!!!

Thanks for the good laugh!!!

FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell did Freddie Mercury know about Fat Bottomed Girls??????

Get on your bikes and ride!

I guess the only way I'll ever get on Girls Gone Wild is if I start singing the stong. Thanks Queen, gotta get my butt movin.