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Virtual psychiatry

Because it's late, and I'm bored, and I can't access chat, I'm starting a new thread (May it be as prolific as the 6300+ post PJTP):

Virtual Psychiatry

Come on in, recline on the couch and tell me all about it. Phobias, dream analysis, electroshock therapy, I'll do it all, except housecalls.

Advice not meant to be taken seriously. Do not bring any serious or emotionally painful problems in here, as I'll probably end up mocking them. Sure, my advice sucks, but ya gets what ya pays for.

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Look people. Some things, like the concept of "romantic love" and "gravity" are debatable. Some things are not debatable. The fact that Anchorman is indeed the best movie of all time is not debatable.

Look people. Some things, like the concept of "romantic love" and "gravity" are debatable. Some things are not debatable. The fact that Anchorman is indeed the best movie of all time is not debatable.

I have to admit, I'm with you on this one Plain!

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I don't think I have liked a single movie that he was in.

:tt1:W haaaaaaaaaa?!?

He isn't funny to me. I don't know why. Then again, my DH said I don't know what funny is. I love me some Bill Engvall stand-up though. That is what I am watching right now as I get dressed. 15 Degress Off Cool is some funny stuff first thing in the morning.

Dear Dr Plain

I feel compelled to confess that not only have I never seen this "Anchorman" movie of which you speak, but I've never heard of it either. Who wrote the original novel? Is it out in paperback yet? Why are the other patients in your waiting room starting to look at me funny?

I look forward to your answers to these and more questions.

Regards

Fanny

Dr Plain

I do not think Anchorman is in the least funny, but that isn't a problem. In fact, that is probably a testimony to my sanity.

However, I feel compelled to tell you that your waiting room has an interesting (dare I say somewhat frightening)collection of women (I notice the absence of men with some dismay), some of whom are carrying bags of clothespins and cheetos, while another woman is fondling a bag of what appears to be vegetables and another woman calmly sits with a bag of wriggling writhing snakes.

I thought I was the only patient you had time or interest in seeing, but apparently you are in to group activities. Is there a group rate?

Tap

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He isn't funny to me. I don't know why. Then again, my DH said I don't know what funny is. I love me some Bill Engvall stand-up though.

Bill Engvall is pretty funny too. "Larry the Cable Guy", though.....I just don't see it. Maybe because my whole region is populated with real life Larrys. Anchorman is rife with that weird non sequitur humor that appeals to me.

Dear Plain, Why are the other patients in your waiting room starting to look at me funny?

Regards

Fanny

Because you're not wearing any pants.

PS- You need to watch a copy of Anchorman with your sweetie. It's a.....love story.....of sorts.

Plain

I do not think Anchorman is in the least funny, but that isn't a problem. In fact, that is probably a testimony to my sanity.

Well, it is kind of an intellectual movie, tap. Watch it again with a critical eye appraising the Nietzsche-esque themes for added appreciation. Plus, Brick kills a man with a trident.

apparently you are in to group activities. Is there a group rate?

Tap

Tap, let's not discuss my sexual preferences here in the open. PM me later on, with a detailed description of what you're wearing....

Dr Plain

I do not think Anchorman is in the least funny, but that isn't a problem. In fact, that is probably a testimony to my sanity.

Look, my insanity is not a secret, but I prefer it not to brought up at every chance. Cheers. :lol:

Bill Engvall is pretty funny too. "Larry the Cable Guy", though.....I just don't see it. Maybe because my whole region is populated with real life Larrys. Anchorman is rife with that weird non sequitur humor that appeals to me.

Who would have ever thought that we would agree. I don't like Larry either. Mark this date down. It may never happen again.:lol:

Look, my insanity is not a secret, but I prefer it not to brought up at every chance. Cheers. :lol:

But don't you want to 'own' your issue, and monitor your progress? You mean public humiliation isn't part of 'humor'????? So much for most comedy, video clips and youthful pranks. :tt2::)

Tap, PM me later on, with a detailed description of what you're wearing....

wearing? This isn't clothing optional? Damn.

But don't you want to 'own' your issue, and monitor your progress? You mean public humiliation isn't part of 'humor'????? So much for most comedy, video clips and youthful pranks. :tt2::)

Own it? Every other day I forget which personality of the 17 I have I am...how can I own it when I am that disoriented? :lol:

wearing? This isn't clothing optional? Damn.

We were talking about the optional clothing thing today at work, actually. A few of us are trying it out tomorrow, for kicks. I'll let you know how it goes! :lol:

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