I am a veteran bandster and newbie revision, band to sleeve.

I just ate 15 chickens, 2 hams, 4 potatoes, a steak and some taffy.

Did I mess up my staple line? ;o)

(okay, I had to do this. It was a dare.)

I just ate 6 pizzas is that bad? And I guzzled 5 liters of sierra mist...!!!

Dang, girl, and you just DROPPED a size??

"I'll have what she's having!" :rolleyes2:

yeah and I just had 4 bowls of icecream and a whole bag of beef jerky!!

sorry, new here, how do I add a ticker? I can;t even figure out how start a new post! I'm still learning.....

I just ate 16 hot dogs :rolleyes2:

Y'all are crackin' me up!!

You'll love this, just posted and I'll probably get spanked but they needed a spankin' first!

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f18/going-nuts-67046/

Why no pizza? It sounds to me like you wouldn't be hungry if you ate a whole pizza. Just remember to chew it well!

Oh, I forgot. You need dessert too. A hot fudge sundae would go with that nicely. You don't even need to put it in a blender.

mmm yes a sundae with lots of waffle cone!!!! or even more than 1 mmmm how about 3 sundaes with waffle cone bowls!!!

Y'all are crackin' me up!!

You'll love this, just posted and I'll probably get spanked but they needed a spankin' first!

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f18/going-nuts-67046/

I responded!!!!

mmm yes a sundae with lots of waffle cone!!!! or even more than 1 mmmm how about 3 sundaes with waffle cone bowls!!!

Can I have a gallon of Soup in a bread bowl since I'm in the full liquids stage? I'll chew really well, swear!

Thanks, Wasa. I guess I've been learning a lot since joining a few months ago. I wasn't sure I should post since I'm not banded yet but couldn't leave it. Wasn't going to write that much either but once I got going, well, I just kept going. Those post actually piss me off b/c the results can be so detrimental and people just don't get it!

After reading several posts from some of the long-timers, I actually have it in my head to do a month of liquids (full) before moving on. I do NOT want to chance slippage or erosion due to that stage. I know it can happen no matter how well you follow dr's plans but I'm hoping to hedge my bets by being extra cautious!!

And you TOTALLY crack me up, you'd better not leave the boards!!! Seriously though, you're one of the people that I've learned a lot from. Please stay! :redface:

Can I have a gallon of soup in a bread bowl since I'm in the full liquids stage? I'll chew really well, swear!

Oh yes make sure to wash it down with whiskey and lots of soda!!!! And don't forget dessert!!!

Dessert HAS to be a cheese cake...

mmmm cheesecake..I splurged the other day anf got a small cheesecake blizzard omg yum lol wasnt worth 500 calories though :|

butttt we need to eat lots of cheesecake with oreos and chocolate sauce and lots and lots and lots of jam and milk remember to wash it all down with 3 gallons of icecream YUMMMMMMMMMM yes