5 years out. My guts STILL sound like an octopus orgy in a washing machine under a waterfall during a taping of the farting preacher.

It's not painful. I do NOT have excessive or nasty gas or belching issues...(thank Christ) But my guts are still incredibly loud.

Every so often some stranger sitting next to me gives me this alarmed look like they're expecting an alien to burst from my body.

Snap! Me too. Some days are worse than others & some days it makes really, really weird sounds. Just your digestive system doing what it’s supposed to do - digest food - so my surgeon’s colleague told me. And some people’s systems are just noisier than others. I say it’s my own personal poltergeist rattling the chains & scaring the locals.

Every time I eat my stomach goes into a musical performance which is not pretty.

Just had surgery 6 days ago, my stomach is crazy loud! Constantly!