I am still so bloated and 5 days out from surgery. When does all this go down?

Varies a bit I think? For me I didn't really notice it at about a week to 10 days post-op.

I think mine was about a week or so. Then I felt a little more normal.

I don't think I experienced this at all? Or maybe I was too fat to notice? haha

I only had gas pains in my chest and shoulder for a few days but my abdomen always seemed normal feeling to me.

Definitely a week plus I was taking stool softeners & that causes bloating too