Banded 10/12/16

I will take a little more off the front!

Please, no. Nothing else off the rear. I didn't have a butt to begin with. Seriously. Flat. Well, now its even flatter. I can't believe I lost enough back there to have hanging skin under my cheeks. It's so uncomfortable to sit for too long (no padding) and I'm a student which means I spend loads of time on my butt every day. Lol.

It was a shock to me, sitting down and feeling bone hit flat surface. I lost my lovely backside too. Very sad.

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I am in danger of developing "Plumber's Syndrome", what with my drawers starting to slide on me. Mrs LittleBill just teases me. She says, "Just say NO to crack!"

I never had a butt, but I have plenty to take off on my front side!

11/11/16: HW 380

11/28/16: Duodenal Switch Surgery

11/28/16: SW 374 lbs

12/19/16: CW 346 lbs

I am in danger of developing "Plumber's Syndrome", what with my drawers starting to slide on me. Mrs LittleBill just teases me. She says, "Just say NO to crack!"

I have the female version! Carrying things in my arms and feeling my jeans slowly departing from my waist, praying no one notices. I am putting new holes in my belt every week!

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NO!!!! Too much off my butt already! LOL...

The only thing holding my pants up is the loose skin on my belly! If it were not for that, Holy cow.

I am in danger of developing "Plumber's Syndrome", what with my drawers starting to slide on me. Mrs LittleBill just teases me. She says, "Just say NO to crack!"

I have the female version! Carrying things in my arms and feeling my jeans slowly departing from my waist, praying no one notices. I am putting new holes in my belt every week!

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NO!!!! Too much off my butt already! LOL...

The only thing holding my pants up is the loose skin on my belly! If it were not for that, Holy cow.

There is a cheap and easy solution you know. We can all go out and buy some plaid boxer shorts, and wear them up high. Then, when our pants droop down, people will just think we're trying to be gangsta.

I have embarrassed my kids enough in this lifetime!

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Please, no. Nothing else off the rear. I didn't have a butt to begin with. Seriously. Flat. Well, now its even flatter. I can't believe I lost enough back there to have hanging skin under my cheeks. It's so uncomfortable to sit for too long (no padding) and I'm a student which means I spend loads of time on my butt every day. Lol.

OMG! Are you my long lost sister? That is exactly my butt!

The sad thing is that I really do have a long lost sister. If any of you ladies were born 5/12/68 in Los Angeles County, you could actually be my sister.

I love my butt now that the big slab of fat (i call it a butt shelf) is gone. Spanxx make you look like a sausage because they flatten out everything equally. I do love the shape wear that that has the two circles of non constricting fabric in back to accommodate pretty round bottoms. . Not ready for the buttless yet variety... but who knows what the future will bring.

I am considering becoming a post WLS undergarments designer. Support garments don't have to be hideous or only come in "nude".

I am hoping to do exercises to build up some muscle back there. I lost so much muscle mass when I was ill post op.

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