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Ummm, NSV?

I'm on call this weekend for the first time since surgery. I had to swap a piece of equipment. On a normal work day I'm wearing my uniform but on the weekends it is usually a work shirt and jeans or shorts. I stepped out of my van at a customers place my shorts fell off! O-f-f, off! Needless to say I scrambled to cover my butt and I was quite embarrASSed. The old lady got a show and apparently I got a NSV...

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    • highfunctioningfatman
      highfunctioningfatman

      Unfortunately that scenario sure doesn't look good in my head. I certainly would never do anything stupid for my wife but this woman is at least 80 years old. That is a seriously bad mental picture!

    • highfunctioningfatman
      highfunctioningfatman

      When a woman says that she isn't wearing any underwear it is go time. When a man says that he isn't wearing any underwear it means that he forgot to do laundry. I'm a man! I don't let my wife do eve

    • Valentina
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      Ha! Sounds like a "fish" story I once heard...

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    Focus on the postive aspect of that NSV! and hey if the lady calls you back out for more work, you'll know she enjoyed the show!

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    Get some drawers with a sting tie at the waist LOL!

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    Focus on the postive aspect of that NSV! and hey if the lady calls you back out for more work, you'll know she enjoyed the show!

    Unfortunately that scenario sure doesn't look good in my head. I certainly would never do anything stupid for my wife but this woman is at least 80 years old. That is a seriously bad mental picture!

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    You probably made her day!

    And how come your meat and 2 veg were lacking undies ? LOL :D :D :D

    Congrats! Great NSV me thinks :lol:

    When a woman says that she isn't wearing any underwear it is go time.

    When a man says that he isn't wearing any underwear it means that he forgot to do laundry.

    I'm a man! I don't let my wife do everything for me.

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    Ha! Sounds like a "fish" story I once heard...

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    Ha! Sounds like a "fish" story I once heard...

    The "fish" gets bigger as I get smaller :)

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