In the middle of our family's traditional 'last nite before school starts 'dinner I was out flanked and seriously assaulted by my underwire bra!

It was a surprise attack. Previous recon on the offending underwire gave no hint of an impending an attack. Damage to the bra's current left side resident is still being assessed. Names withheld pending notification to other resident.

The hostile underwire is being held by canine special forces after being delicately removed, cussed at, thrown to the floor. The Yorkie and Maltipoo are on hostile undergarment security detail until further notice.

Seriously though, I really didn't wanna buy a new bra till it didn't fit after WLS.

# annoyed #lastbuffcolorbra #bralessinNY #damnthemanwhodesignedunderwires

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Lmao!

Giggling has ceased upon notification of the $70+ it will cost him for me to put these 2 in one.

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Did someone call for a swing?

@@siera63

I think the English call it Codpiece ..... man's cup

@@siera63

I think the English call it Codpiece ..... man's cup

Leather Codpiece.jpg

Oh dear. I think you just turned me into a lezzzbean.

@@LipstickLady

Blame the English, not Aussies ...... LOL

@@siera63

I think the English call it Codpiece ..... man's cup

Leather Codpiece.jpg

Oh dear. I think you just turned me into a lezzzbean.

Avert yer eyes and allow me to bring you back.............

@@siera63

I think the English call it Codpiece ..... man's cup

Leather Codpiece.jpg

Oh dear. I think you just turned me into a lezzzbean.

Avert yer eyes and allow me to bring you back.............

I know you cook, do you clean, too?

Avert yer eyes and allow me to bring you back.............

We'd actually make a great couple. Our grocery budget would be nil, you'd cook, I'd watch you clean, I'd be be bossy and you'd like it.

SOLD!

Avert yer eyes and allow me to bring you back.............

We'd actually make a great couple. Our grocery budget would be nil, you'd cook, I'd watch you clean, I'd be be bossy and you'd like it.

SOLD!

Werks for me.

The only real piece of bidness we have to hash out is who's side of the bed is whose.................

And........yes...........I can be motivated to clean like a mofo.

My side is on top. DUH!

@@Dub

Can you split yourself into Two, and come to Australia and live with me also ?

Or, do you have a brother?

I have handcuffs and a whip, and I love a man who cooks and cleans!

My side is on top. DUH!

Okay.......I'm slow.....but not Rain Man slow........

Middle is the best.......for each of us.

It will be my hope that all your Annie Oakley cowgirl fantasies will come to fruition............and my missionary work will well timed and on point.

@@Dub

Can you split yourself into Two, and come to Australia and live with me also ?

Or, do you have a brother?

I have handcuffs and a whip, and I love a man who cooks and cleans!

I hope to soon be split in two......or at least half the man I once was.

Handcuffs.....okay, I'll bite. Seriously not into whips and ropes........will cook & clean and do parlor tricks............I just need a comfy pillow and a place to stretch out on when the sun goes down and my werk is done.

Definitely very comfy king size bed with very comfy pillows for you Dub. OK, the whip will not be used

Definitely very comfy king size bed with very comfy pillows for you Dub. OK, the whip will not be used

If dub is crazy enough to turn down a good time... My wife has a 4 year in psychology with an emphasis on abnormal sexualality. I swear that I'm her thesis paper!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me!

Definitely very comfy king size bed with very comfy pillows for you Dub. OK, the whip will not be used

Ah......you now have a new house dog on the way............packing my bags and hoping on a boat.

Even though I can fit on a plane......I prefer sea travel.

Definitely very comfy king size bed with very comfy pillows for you Dub. OK, the whip will not be used

If dub is crazy enough to turn down a good time... My wife has a 4 year in psychology with an emphasis on abnormal sexualality. I swear that I'm her thesis paper!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me!

Dayum, son.

Much respect.

You guys get yer freak on.......and it's all in the name of science. What an angle. Hells yes.

Genius.