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Too Much Stupid In The World

A friend of mine sent me this morning, it's not a joke she is passing around it is something that happened to her. It got me to thinking, I love stupid people stories. Anyone have one?

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??

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Yeah, I've seen this before, but it's still funny. The tip-off would be that your female friend probably doesn't have balls to lick...:-)

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Yeah, I've seen this before, but it's still funny. The tip-off would be that your female friend probably doesn't have balls to lick...:-)

Nope, I believed it because she would say something like that. Her sense of humor is pretty funny.

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