Too funny to not pass on to others that take Protein shakes

Gwyneth Paltrow drinks 1 shake every AM that costs $200.00/ea

So glad I am not that exotic. I thought regular protein powders were costly.

SERVES 1
● 1 cup almond milk
● 1 tablespoon almond butter
● 1 teaspoon coconut oil
● 2 tablespoons vanilla mushroom Protein powder
● 1 teaspoon hair, Brain Dust to combat mental fogginess, Goodnight Dust when sleep has been evasive, Sex Dust, for, you know, and Spirit Dust to get that extrasensory perception going.
● pinch Himalayan sea salt
● pinch vanilla powder (optional)

Although a pinch of sex dust and a pinch of brain dust might not be a bad thing from time to time

I want the moon dust

http://www.moonjuiceshop.com/products/full-moon-dust-collection

P.T. Barnum was right.

"Adaptogen?" "Tonifying?"

I do hope the labels indicate that, despite the website copy, the FDA thinks they're full of it.

If little Gwyneth were a few years older, she'd be energifying her crystals under a pyramid. I do hope that there's something to be said for Brain Dust. Dusty brain?

P.T. Barnum was right.

"Adaptogen?" "Tonifying?"

I do hope the labels indicate that, despite the website copy, the FDA thinks they're full of it.

If little Gwyneth were a few years older, she'd be energifying her crystals under a pyramid. I do hope that there's something to be said for Brain Dust. Dusty brain?

SMH.

Money can't buy class, taste, or common sense.

I have never liked her...and especially after hearing about her views on child rearing and spanking.

I must agree money can't buy class or intelligence [emoji4]