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(Funny) New Year's Resolutions

People make good, serious New Year's resolutions such as making a resolution to: "lose weight", "exercise more", "give up smoking", etc.

Let's start the New Year off with a smile.

What funny (real or made up) New Year's resolution do you make?

I'll start.

I promise to keep my successful annual New Year's resolution streak of not dating any hot supermodels.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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      jhclikesshopping@gmail.com

      Love it. I want to be more sarcastic before caffeine in the morning! I want to tell better "bad jokes." Happy new year!

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