Joke ~ Running for President
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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas.
In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. That's nothing.
A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, you guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass.
I was able to put them together and now she's running for President.