As of today, I am officially 'Overweight'.

That's not 'Obese', or 'Morbidly Obese'...

But 'Overweight'.

Take THAT! Christmas and your calorie rich food which I have thus managed to avoid so far...

(Large-scale Guinness consumption being thoroughly overlooked)

(Before it all went horribly wrong and I fell over in my four inch heels due to an 'unforeseen' crack in the pavement - Classy 'till the last )

Guinness is just like a big, foamy Vitamin.

Congratulations!

Congrats!

Gratz on surviving the Holiday.

Woo hoo!!!!! Great job, both on becoming overweight & also for not breaking your ass on said crack!

Yay!!! Drunken (Oh.... I mean festive) Christmas pictures!!!

Looking beautiful madam, although when I imagined you it was always with eyes

A picture of me and the evil sisters in laws after our first bottle of tequila but before the end of the second and

them on the rolling around on the ground (and one puking )

Don't try this at home newbies! (Try it at your mother in laws house like we did)

Woo hoo!!!!! Great job, both on becoming overweight & also for not breaking your ass on said crack!

I nearly broke my ankle instead.. In fact, we're not sure whether I need to go and get it x-rayed. Its black and blue and quite a bit swollen where it shouldn't really be. Odd shaped. I am looking at it as I type.. All wrapped up in a bandage with my hue of blue toes pointing out at the bottom. It's a bit of a mess!

Least I didn't feel much when I did it!

Yay!!! Drunken (Oh.... I mean festive) Christmas pictures!!!

Looking beautiful madam, although when I imagined you it was always with eyes

A picture of me and the evil sisters in laws after our first bottle of tequila but before the end of the second and

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them on the rolling around on the ground (and one puking )

Don't try this at home newbies! (Try it at your mother in laws house like we did)

I don't do full disclosure on t'internet.

You and the girls look like you're having a cracking time, btw!

Woo hoo!!!!! Great job, both on becoming overweight & also for not breaking your ass on said crack!

I nearly broke my ankle instead.. In fact, we're not sure whether I need to go and get it x-rayed. Its black and blue and quite a bit swollen where it shouldn't really be. Odd shaped. I am looking at it as I type.. All wrapped up in a bandage with my hue of blue toes pointing out at the bottom. It's a bit of a mess!

Least I didn't feel much when I did it!

I have had broken ankles three times & also broken bones in my foot twice. A couple of those times I thought I just had a sprain, but it turned out there were breaks/fractures. I didn't help matters by delaying the trip to get X-rays. Don't be me, honey...go get it checked out.

I don't do full disclosure on t'internet. You and the girls look like you're having a cracking time, btw!

It's all cracking until one starts crying and the other one starts spewing

Sleeve or no sleeve laura-ven can hold her tequila

Ok imma going to have to imagine your pretty eyes to go with the rest of the fabulousness I'm seeing...

Don't kill me I can't draw!

I don't do full disclosure on t'internet. You and the girls look like you're having a cracking time, btw!

It's all cracking until one starts crying and the other one starts spewing

Sleeve or no sleeve laura-ven can hold her tequila

Ok imma going to have to imagine your pretty eyes to go with the rest of the fabulousness I'm seeing...

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Don't kill me I can't draw!

LOL Brilliant! The sad thing about that? You're actually not far wrong from reality.. Could have just done with a few fine red veins where the alcohol had started getting into my system!

Woo hoo!!!!! Great job, both on becoming overweight & also for not breaking your ass on said crack!

I nearly broke my ankle instead.. In fact, we're not sure whether I need to go and get it x-rayed. Its black and blue and quite a bit swollen where it shouldn't really be. Odd shaped. I am looking at it as I type.. All wrapped up in a bandage with my hue of blue toes pointing out at the bottom. It's a bit of a mess!

Least I didn't feel much when I did it!

I have had broken ankles three times & also broken bones in my foot twice. A couple of those times I thought I just had a sprain, but it turned out there were breaks/fractures. I didn't help matters by delaying the trip to get X-rays. Don't be me, honey...go get it checked out.

Congrats on being overweight. Just sounds so wrong even on a wls forum.

I hope you get your ankle checked out, and SS -- she and everyone else has broke their ass since they are cracked. Sorry couldn't help my warped sense of humor.

No, Ribearty, you beat me to it. One of my friends slipped on the ice the other day and has been complaining that she broke her butt. I told her I knew how she could tell…and she fell for it.

Turns out she split it right in half down the back, just as I had suspected.

Ankles suck. Well, when they don't work. I hope it's alright.

Well, I'm taking enough codeine for it..

I want to take declofenac or ibuprofen but I'm unsure whether with the sleeve, I can....

Apparently it 'sticks'...

I don't do full disclosure on t'internet. You and the girls look like you're having a cracking time, btw!

It's all cracking until one starts crying and the other one starts spewing

Sleeve or no sleeve laura-ven can hold her tequila

Ok imma going to have to imagine your pretty eyes to go with the rest of the fabulousness I'm seeing...

:

Don't kill me I can't draw!

LMFAO!!!!!

Madam, you 'n your stout look FINE.

And Laura, while ONCE I could have matched you with good tequila, no more! I got W-A-S-T-E-D Christmas day on 4 glasses of wine. What a wuss...